Djelly"Shelly"Patten

I went to grad school

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@RannysDad do you have a good recipe for margaritas?

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@RannysDad It was sure weird when he was born with a coat hanger sticking out of his neck.

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

The proudest I have ever been was when my son @DrunkDPeezy turned out to be exactly like me.

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@RannysDad @DrunkDPeezy Happy Birthday Daniel, my first and most meaningful paycheck https://t.co/7KR7qxj1dz

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DrunkDPeezy don't come home without calling this weekend, me and Big-C are gonna watch @50ShadesDarker2 and you know what that'll lead to..

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DrunkDPeezy full disclosure. None of those gift cards I got for you and Evan have any money on them.

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@RannysDad @RealDDP @FakeDeweyTulsa don't forget

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DrunkDPeezy I got you a PS4 for Christmas. It's at the Golden Pawn at 13th and Peoria.

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DrunkDPeezy I pawned your rollerblades and your PS4 to pay the electric bill, I figured you wouldn't mind because it's in your name

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DrunkDPeezy maxed out.

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DrunkDPeezy can I borrow your credit card?

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DrunkDPeezy well either way you are my second favorite child! #NoRegrets!

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DrunkDPeezy that's right Daniel, when are you gonna settle down with a nice girl and give me some grand babies (not in a dumpster)?

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@RannysDad 18 yrs, 18 yrs and on his eighteenth birthday he found out it wasn't his -@DrunkDPeezy #KanyeWest

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@RannysDad you are not the father of @DannyPatten.

[Djelly"Shelly"Patten @DjellyPatten]

@DannyPatten I regret you