FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT

FORMER FAKE MAYOR OF TULSA #WATERINTHERIVER CLASSY BUT SASSY

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

@okcapitoldome COKED OUT OF YOUR MIND YET AGAIN

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

@okcapitoldome @wsuares WENDY APOLOGIES REGARDING MY FRIEND @OKCAPITOLDOME.

ALFALFA SUFFERS FROM THE WOKE MIND VIRUS. RUMOR HAS IT HE CONTRACTED IT FROM A LOT LIZARD IN EL RENO. SAD.

IT LEADS HIM TO SAY THE SAME STUPID CRAP OVER AND OVER.

HE’S “WOKE” SO HIS BABY MAMA WON’T LEAVE HIM FOR A REAL MAN.

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

@okcapitoldome WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN’T SNORTED A FLATBED TRUCK OF COKE WHILE DRUNK ON DOLLARITAS!!!

THAT THING YOU CALL A NOSE GOT MORE BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT THAN @MEGYNKELLY ON HER PERIOD!!!

YOU DESERVE IT YOU WOKE DEGENERATE!!!

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

I SMILE KNOWING @OKCAPITOLDOME DRINKS DOLLARITAS LIKE A WOKE SISSY

[Applebee's Grill + Bar @Applebees]

Dollarita's gone once again. Don’t cry that’s it’s over. Smile that it happened. 😀

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

NOTHING PUTS #WATERINTHERIVER FASTER THAN A NEW LOGO.

EXCEPT WHEN YOUR WOKE ASS GETS DRUNK OFF DOLLARITAS AT @APPLEBEES AND YOU PEE DOWN BOTH LEGS INTO OUR STATE OF THE ART STORMWATER SYSTEM!!!

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@FakeDeweyTulsa looks like GT has his legacy

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

WHEN WE TOOK GOD OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS WE GOT THIS KIND OF WOKE JIBBERISH

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@FakeDeweyTulsa "OILY THE OILER" WOULDVE BEEN A GOOD NICKNAME FOR YOUR MOM CONSIDERING SHE WAS ALWAYS LUBED UP AND READY TO GO

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

OILY LOOKS PRETTY GOOD CONSIDERING HIS FATHER @OKCAPITOLDOME IS A WOKE DEGENERATE.

THE BLUE HAIR PROBABLY CAME FROM HIS ANDROGYNOUS MOTHER.

[Tulsa Drillers @TulsaDrillers]

The iconic Tulsa Oilers character, Oily the Oiler, made his debut at ONEOK Field last night!

Keep your eye out next time you're at the ballpark ���

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

@okcapitoldome IS IT YOUR PET CUCK-A-ROO THE KANGAROO???? I’D EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM A WOKE GLOBALIST CUCK LIKE YOU!!!

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

AND I’LL MOVE IN WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@FakeDeweyTulsa KEEP IT UP AND I'LL MOVE TULSA TO HOUSTON

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

@okcapitoldome I WOULDN’T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS FROM A WOKE GLOBALIST CUCK LIKE YOU!!!

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

I THOUGHT WOKE CUCKS LIKE YOU STUFF THEIR MOUTHS AT @kumandgo.

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

Did no one tell Ron that it's not a real visit to #Tulsa unless you stuff 7 taquitos from @QuikTrip in your mouth while sitting alone in your car

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

YOU ARE A GLOBALIST CUCK!!!

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@FakeDeweyTulsa That's "Golden Woke Cuck" to you Mr. MAYOR

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

WHAT IF TU’S NEXT MASCOT WAS THAT WOKE CUCK @OKCAPITOLDOME???!!

[Brad Carson @bradrcarson]

As is well known, my hands are dirty from the summary execution of Capt'n Cane (#RIP) last year. Many people are asking, what's next?

This question has been asked before, so I thought I'd do a little @utulsa history on this hot Friday afternoon.

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[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

I WOULD ANNEX BROKEN ARROW AND SAND SPRINGS BY SUNDOWN

@FAKEGTBYNUM WON’T BECAUSE HE IS TOO WOKE

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

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I DECLARE ANNEXATION WAR

What's your move @FakeDeweyTulsa @fakegtbynum

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

I AM @OKCAPITOLDOME’S DUI PHONE-A-FRIEND

[Patrick Spencer @made4tv]

.@benfelder_okc reporting that Oklahoma Rep. Ryan Martinez was arrested for DUI outside an Edmond bar on Oct. 26th. Martinez reportedly asked the officer, "Would you like me to call Kevin (Stitt) right now,"

https://t.co/2UR6F6nMjQ

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@FakeDeweyTulsa ILL GLADLY PAY YOU TODAY FOR SEVERAL BBQ RESTAURANTS THAT MAY NEVER EXIST

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

IN GT BYNUM’S TULSA WE RAISE THE DEAD ON HALLOWEEN!!!!

[News On 6 @NewsOn6]

17 More Burials Found At Oaklawn Cemetery https://t.co/cQANn8Iqkz

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

@okcapitoldome SHE WILL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A COVID MASK YOU ARE LEGALLY FORBIDDEN TO WEAR TODAY

[FAKE DEWEY BARTLETT @FakeDeweyTulsa]

ONE OF THE SCARIEST PARTS OF THE GUTS CHUCH NIGHTMARE WAS THE SCENE WHERE YOU DIAL 311 AND NO ONE PICKS UP!!!!