@okcapitoldome@wsuares WENDY APOLOGIES REGARDING MY FRIEND @OKCAPITOLDOME.
ALFALFA SUFFERS FROM THE WOKE MIND VIRUS. RUMOR HAS IT HE CONTRACTED IT FROM A LOT LIZARD IN EL RENO. SAD.
IT LEADS HIM TO SAY THE SAME STUPID CRAP OVER AND OVER.
HE’S “WOKE” SO HIS BABY MAMA WON’T LEAVE HIM FOR A REAL MAN.
@okcapitoldome WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN’T SNORTED A FLATBED TRUCK OF COKE WHILE DRUNK ON DOLLARITAS!!!
THAT THING YOU CALL A NOSE GOT MORE BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT THAN @MEGYNKELLY ON HER PERIOD!!!
YOU DESERVE IT YOU WOKE DEGENERATE!!!
NOTHING PUTS #WATERINTHERIVER FASTER THAN A NEW LOGO.
EXCEPT WHEN YOUR WOKE ASS GETS DRUNK OFF DOLLARITAS AT @APPLEBEES AND YOU PEE DOWN BOTH LEGS INTO OUR STATE OF THE ART STORMWATER SYSTEM!!!
As is well known, my hands are dirty from the summary execution of Capt'n Cane (#RIP) last year. Many people are asking, what's next?
This question has been asked before, so I thought I'd do a little @utulsa history on this hot Friday afternoon.
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.@benfelder_okc reporting that Oklahoma Rep. Ryan Martinez was arrested for DUI outside an Edmond bar on Oct. 26th. Martinez reportedly asked the officer, "Would you like me to call Kevin (Stitt) right now,"
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