Alfalfa Bill

MY PRONOUNS ARE PANTS/SHIDDED

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@LizzleJay @kfor Dude, no one is building apartments in your gated neighborhood that's 40 minutes away from where you work

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@RyanWaltersSupt @Moms4Liberty Why are there dudes at the party?

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

Ahh the sweet life of a government contractor. You can stop supporting your product, but government is forever.

[NonDoc @nondocmedia]

Representatives from #Civix, a public software and services firm, notified the #Oklahoma Ethics Commission in an email in July that the software used to operate The Guardian System would no longer be updated after July 1, 2024. https://t.co/Yt9YysWS6d

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@reesejgorman @DailyCaller Damn Reese, you got salacious in DC. At least in Oklahoma, the sex was always as nature intended - between a male legislator and a female lobbyist

[The Hill @thehill]

Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Ohio) says Biden can’t be impeached for pre-presidential actions https://t.co/klYnDQOYMT

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@SenMullin @FoxNews @foxandfriends Staffers: BE SURE TO BRING THE BOX

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

That guy's gonna get curb stomped

[News 9 @NEWS9]

An employee at a day care in Woodward was arrested for sexually abusing a 4-year-old girl while the suspect was on the job, court documents said. https://t.co/5IbkMZb8Xn

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

Oklahoma county gov is the Wild West

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@RonDeSantis And yet you won't commit to declaring war on Hell. Trump will build the wall at the Hell border and make the demons pay for it.

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

I know sex Ed is bad here but damn oklahoma!

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@NycAndGriffShow @GovStitt Yes, Gov. Stitt. Please use your powers as governor to abolish the Federal Reserve and switch the entire state of Oklahoma's economy to my ape trading cards

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@brandondutcher @GovStitt $18,000!? That's almost as much as a $539,000 handout from Papa Donald

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

MAYBE THE INTERNAL INVESTIGATION BY HIS OWN DEPARTMENT WILL GET HIM

[Dylan Brown @dylantbrown]

Per DA: No charges for the Oklahoma Deputy hit with sex toy who beat the sex shop clerk until they were bloody. I sat down with David Dewitt…

“Where’s the surveillance footage?”

More tonight at 4:30 & 6 on @kfor

[Dylan Brown @dylantbrown]

Per DA: No charges for the Oklahoma Deputy hit with sex toy who beat the sex shop clerk until they were bloody. I sat down with David Dewitt…

“Where’s the surveillance footage?”

More tonight at 4:30 & 6 on @kfor

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@SenMullin Wasn't 2019 when you were supposed to retire from US Congress due to self-imposed term limits?

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

@v1sig0th If abortion is murder, then this guy is celebrating the fact that Greg Abbot "only" allowed 34 of them

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

This is a weird way to say Texas allowed 34 literal murders

[J.P. Hasson @SonofHas]

This is incredible

To date, Texas has reported only 34 abortions in 2023

It reported 50,000+ in 2020

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

This reminds me - Kevin Calvey never self-immolated in front of the Oklahoma Supreme Court, did he?

Its not too late to be a big tough guy, Kev!

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Satan has no place in our society and should not be recognized as a "religion" by the federal government. I'll chip in to contribute to this veteran's legal defense fund.

Good prevails over evil -- that's the American spirit.

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

This man is an alcoholic

[WTVC NewsChannel 9 @newschannelnine]

"ALL RIGHT, MAN, LET'S MOVE ON:" Claiming the company has suffered enough, Kid Rock says he will be back to drinking Bud Light All Summer Long: https://t.co/vU5nQQvjQ0

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

Lol. They get the W of the century and then just mope

[Abolitionists Rising 🌳🪓 @AbolitionRising]

"Reported" is the operative word. Abortions aren't reported any more and do not occur within the health care system. They are ordered online. This video exists for posting wherever people are making the claim that abortion is illegal in a state.