Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades”

*Legally* these’re Jokes. Multimedia (#LEGO) Artist. (good) Neighbor #PokemonTCG Master. Runner. Have you moved your body yet today? stay Hydrated 🌊🤙🏻🥴🙃

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

World’s most expensive white trash wedding

[TMZ @TMZ]

👛 Travis Kelce's teammate's wife wins a $6,700 Chanel bag raffle at Taylor Swift wedding. https://t.co/AljpBy4z4w

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

Seems like they were doing their civic duty to me

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in Houston TX are asking the public's help to identify the mystery person who cut down 2 Flock cameras on Independence Day.

According to police, the mystery person chopped them down, spray-painted the lenses, and then put American flags in their place.

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

Like the playground bully with a shiny toy… just an incredibly childish level of greed

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on the bell he rang to open the stock market: "There's the bell right there. It's so beautiful, I'm not giving it back. I don't know if it's supposed to go back, but they're gonna have to fight like hell to get it back. We're not giving it back."

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

@TMZ you can atone for the crimes you committed against young female stars in the early 2000s by proving Mitch McConnell is incapacitated before the special election deadline

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

My girlfriend showed me “Soul Plane” last night and I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed harder at a movie

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

I put that shit on *everything*

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Mystery leak from a semi-truck in Ohio revealed to be 40,000 pounds of Frank’s RedHot hot sauce.

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

@eatmyshortsfrey Didn’t realize my opinion of him could sink much lower, but here we are. Absolutely vile human being, @MayorFrey

[Joe Merrick @JoeMerrick]

To compare

ETBs should be $49.99. They're listed for $150
UPCs should be $179.99. They're listed for $600
Booster Bundles should be ~$27. They're listed for $80
Poster collection should be $14.99. It's listed for $50

They're basically tripling the prices. It's disgusting.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so scary to think we have to find somewhere to store the dangerous waste like a desert or underground or something, which is a major problem unlike with fossil fuels where we safely store the waste in the atmosphere and our lungs

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

Oh my gosh how did he stay up there when it started spinning at the end?

[spice part three @possiblythefall]

nobody can recreate the magic of this. the fear in his voice. the needle drop. the wide slowly revealing he’s where you’d least expect him. then revealing the design. the cloud that looks like a blimp. the absurd rooting after silence. the cashapp sponsor.

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

Test your drugs, people

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Sen. Mitch McConnell Was Found Unconscious When Rushed to Hospital — TMZ

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

If anyone can get Times Square to turn off all their shit, it’s you, Mam-daddy

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool.

Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can.

Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment.

A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

In January, our administration inherited a $12 billion budget deficit — a fiscal crisis greater than the Great Recession. 

Today I am proud to announce that our balanced budget has cleared the final step and passed the New York City Council. 

We balanced the budget by taxing the rich and making government more efficient. We did not balance this budget on the backs of working people, and we never will. 

Every year that follows will build on these principles: Honest budgeting. Fiscal discipline. Transparent government. And an unwavering belief that working people deserve a government that delivers for them every day.

[SEIU @SEIU]

This is wage theft! While this might seem like an isolated issue for just @DoorDash drivers, wage theft is the LARGEST form of theft in America. We shouldn’t have to worry about whether our employers are stealing from us. No wonder app drivers like those at @Uber and @lyft are demanding and winning their union!

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

“I couldn’t put the kickstand up on my neighbor’s E-bike because I didn’t have her phone and it needed a firmware update” is a real sentence I said today in 2026… truly insane timeline

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

Confession: I always read the “MNT” from USMNT as Mutant Ninja Turtles

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

Watching the USMNT backups get 93% of the way to scoring a goal and then rapidly fucking up really bringing me back to every USMNT match I’ve ever watched before the past two weeks.

[Thomas “Djerf-of-All-Trades” @DjerfHarvey]

*early bird, trying to find love*

[grace @gracefishlove]

Just started dating a worm in order to avoid all that hypothetical drama

[🐾 @bl33dingal3x]

dude why is everyone pouring beer on their crotches rn 😭😭

[Gebo @GeboMpls]

Moving to Minnesota.