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still, good news about the chocolate oranges

[WhoRemembersPod @whorememberspod]

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time.

Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.

[🇵🇸 @DjimiTraore]

Iran having to play in two groups seems a bit much

[Andy Cantwell @AndyCantwell]

Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface discuss the “Tall Blacks”

[🇵🇸 @DjimiTraore]

what a man…and retiring early, a true inspiration

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️

I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.

To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.

The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.

More of the journey to come.

Love,

Divock Origi

[Jonathan Cook @Jonathan_K_Cook]

For any British viewer, watching these Irish commentators explain why it is important for Ireland to boycott a football match against Israel is like being thrust into an alternate universe. One where morality – not money – guides the agenda.

A different world is possible.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[JD @Jonny_Dodds]

A thread of some of the best TV moments of the decade:

5) This man repeatedly phoning the Wright Stuff to tell the nation that his ex-wife Sharon is a bitch.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Most G/A in the Prem since 2017/18:

284 — Mo Salah
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[Squawka @Squawka]

Mohamed Salah for Liverpool across all competitions:

◉ 442 games
◉ 257 goals
◉ 120 assists

🏆🏆 Premier League
🏆🏆 EFL Cup
🏆 FA Cup
🏆 Champions League
🏆 UEFA Super Cup
🏆 FIFA Club World Cup
🏆 Community Shield

🏅🏅🏅🏅 Premier League Golden Boot
🏅🏅🏅 PFA Player’s POTS
🏅🏅🏅 FWA Footballer of the Year
🏅🏅 Premier League POTS
🏅🏅 Premier League Playmaker Award
🏅 Puskas Award

The Reds’ all-time top goalscorer in the Premier League, the player with the joint-most Premier League assists for Liverpool alongside Steven Gerrard and the player with the most goals + assists ever recorded in a 38-game Premier League season.

The Egyptian King, a Liverpool legend. 👑

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Signing out as a Liverpool legend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔴

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

@FCOJohnCasson @UKinEgypt قضيت ايام جميلة فى إنجلترا وسوف ارجع المرة القادمة مختلفا ان شاء الله

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

Farewell to Mohamed Salah.
A faintly ridiculous 193 goals and 93 assists in the Premier League. 286 goal involvements in 327 appearances — a record surpassed only by Alan Shearer (324) and Wayne Rooney (311), both of whom made at least 100 more appearances.
The only player to have been named PFA Player of the Year three times.
One of English football’s greatest imports and Africa’s greatest exports. A phenomenon #LFC
https://t.co/kGRPVHumsK

[Nick Metcalfe @Nick_Metcalfe]

Brighton v Manchester United is on Sky Sports Tennis.

A chance for me to repeat an absurd TV line, that 12,000 viewers watched the funeral of Queen Elizabeth on Sky Sports F1.

[Dion Fanning @dionfanning]

About eight years ago, I came back from the Man City-Liverpool Champions League game at the Etihad and wrote something about Mo Salah, sport and fatherhood. Seems as good a time as any to post it again - https://t.co/1eq82u8JVG

[🇵🇸 @DjimiTraore]

that Delap is such a donkey

[🇵🇸 @DjimiTraore]

City can’t expect to win a league wearing that kit

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Wembley week 🗓️

[🇵🇸 @DjimiTraore]

the funniest outcome, so the best outcome

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨 BREAKING: Southampton EXPELLED from Championship play-off final over Spygate scandal!

🔎 Multiple clubs the victim of their spying

🏟️ Middlesbrough will face Hull at Wembley on Saturday

4⃣ Saints four-point deduction next season

🟢 More to follow @MailSport