Dlala 🏋🏾‍♀️

👩🏾‍💻🇲🇿Alternative Universe 📍Life is not that serious.

[Dlala 🏋🏾‍♀️ @DlalaNir]

TOU MUITO FUDIDAAAA.

[Arsène Lupin🇲🇿 @O_5W2H]

😂😂no hospital central já placaram man😭😂😂

[Clint Neale @CJSN1982]

I lost my Dad in October! I told him as we laid him to rest, we will bring home the title!!! Dad, we did it!!!! 🔴⚪️💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[Moz Informa 🇲🇿 @mozinforma]

‼️Autocarro de Transportadora Interprovincial de Passageiros, não identificada, flagrado tentando ultrapassagem perigosa em alta velocidade, no dia 18/05, na Estrada N1, Localidade de Maimelane, Distrito de Inhassoro, Inhambane, por câmera acoplada à um outro autocarro.

[🇨🇼 @envixism]

why would the netherlands bring those hantavirus bitches over here

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "

[chimp @chimpp]

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

[𝕯𝖊𝖛𝕰𝖓𝖓𝖞 @ennycodes]

Me adding data scientist to my resume after doing a 1hr python crash course

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

apple weather app don't know what's going on, they just be looking out the window like the rest of us

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

Waking up at 6AM after sleeping at 4:30AM

[Anas Tipu @teepusahab]

first in my bloodline to stay up till 4am for a world war just to see it get postponed like a monday meeting

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Opening your Teams and Outlook after the 4 day bank holiday

[Luiz Fux Insider @fandofux]

Como eu me sinto usando o ChatGPT depois de descobrir o Claude

[• @yducknow]

realizing i’m no longer a kid. Now my mother tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn't have to worry.

[N G U R I @Nguri__]

Jamais vu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me listening to my manager coming up with yet another useless idea

[Dlala 🏋🏾‍♀️ @DlalaNir]

Thanks

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[It'sDelacasa🇲🇿 @DeLaCaZa]

Criaram um App de 🇲🇿línguas nacionais🇲🇿. Um Duolingo Moz
Muitos parabéns!!!

Vcs que misturam tuga e changana muito mal escrito, já não há desculpas. Aprendam

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

No wonder why Huawei got banned

[Badmon @Doughbwoyyy]

“Senhora já vou” starter pack: