Brittany Yates

Dungeons, dragons, desserts, and far too many animals. She/her.

[Brenna ✨BAR•B•QUEER ✨Clark @brennasaur]

My beautiful DM and our party. @cillysketches is a master at her craft and I’m so chuffed to have gotten our party and our fearless leader done by her.

[Brittany Yates @DnDesserts]

This beauty is now mine!! 😻😻😻

[💜-break Feels So Goon @BardicGoon]

Want to love YOUR @JortsTheCat? This business man up for adoption!

Oscar’s been a manager cat for ~2 yrs at Riverview Animal Hospital in Chattanooga, TN but is STAUNCHLY pro-union, an inside good-boy, and has a clean bill of health!

RT’s 💜’d!

@catsofinstagram #CatsOfTwitter

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

It is VERY adorable to stay hydrated and get good rest whenever possible

[Brittany Yates @DnDesserts]

@BardicGoon Right back at you 😻

[The Accidental Lich™️ @n_quests]

How many player characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
.
.
.
.
None. They’ll just tell you they have darkvision instead.

[Todd Kenreck @ToddKenreck]

I get more long rests in D&D than in real life.

[Brittany Yates @DnDesserts]

@GoonForged Too sweet. I can’t cry at work!

[Brittany Yates @DnDesserts]

Though the benefit is over, if you want to help animals in need, HES Chattanooga’s silent auction goes through tomorrow, and their kitten, puppy, and facility needs lists can be found at https://t.co/WPB44gruWB 😸😸

[💜-break Feels So Goon @BardicGoon]

My wife showing off the art she bought

[Bryan Young @swankmotron]

Once again, The Last Jedi is trending and once again I am here to say that it is easily one of the best Star Wars films ever made.

[💜-break Feels So Goon @BardicGoon]

Grandma in 1927: “I have worked my butt off all my life slicing bread. If they invent pre-sliced bread, I’m going to be livid!”

[Brittany Yates @DnDesserts]

@Myenviro9 Thanks so much!! 😸😸

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Workers can just keep winning. When we fight together, we win. Look out space jerks, we’re rising up

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Processing is work, not rest. Give yourself extra time if you need it

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Lord of the Rings trailer ending with Gandalf turning to the camera and explaining that he gets his magic from crypto

[Brittany Yates @DnDesserts]

Strawberry sparkling water and mead. You’re welcome

[Brittany Yates @DnDesserts]

@JaredDovers @GoonForged @SonnyDeLaLuz

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Vet: "Your cat is... chonky."
Me: 😭
Vet: "A real bonkus chonkus, just a... {looks at chart} a real chonkster."
Me: 😭
Vet: "I have heard of bok choy, but what we have got here is some sort of chonk boy."
Me: 😭😭

[💜-break Feels So Goon @BardicGoon]

“Now the Pokémon have to be afraid of ME in the tall grass!”
-@DnDesserts playing #PokemonLegendenArceus