The Llama

This is an experiment in basic mass action. Do as the llama tells you.

[The Llama @DoWhatITellYou]

You’re welcome, humanity.

[The Llama @DoWhatITellYou]

Pick up your phone and say: "I expect better of you. I'll do better, too." Now pretend to hang up and think about it. Good.

[The Llama @DoWhatITellYou]

@rudeginge Good.

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@willstutely Good.

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Type a word that describes today. Now lean forward and hold the space bar with your nose for awhile. Now type a "." and tweet it. Good.

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Use your hands or hooves to give yourself bunny ears. Now whisper: "Have a hoppy holiday weekend." Good.

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Place your hands or hooves on your heart and take a deep breath. Exhale. Count to 5. Now say: "Reset." Inhale. Good.

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Cover your eyes completely. Now open them, covered, and say "No one can see me. I'm hiding." Good.

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@ReneSandoval_69 @salicerose oh, that's Jason! How do you know him?

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Good. RT @kchesss_: @Seleany @DoWhatITellYou @Peyt_Leighanne http://t.co/QeN5oQyKRd

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Good. RT @geoffwood: @DoWhatITellYou http://t.co/b32LJd9T1M

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Good. RT @EricMaixner: .@DoWhatITellYou There. This is good. http://t.co/dVe95LnfUm

[The Llama @DoWhatITellYou]

Write "THIS IS THE WALL" on a piece of paper and tape it to the wall. Good.

[The Llama @DoWhatITellYou]

Lean very close to your keyboard. Whisper "I like to feel the warmth of your keys." Now kiss your space bar. Good.

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@Th_Black_Llama will you please calm down and practice the nonviolence we talked about

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Repeat after me: "All your dress colors are belong to The Llama." Good.

[The Llama @DoWhatITellYou]

@EricMaixner I was busy

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@SimGuruHouts @ChrisMancil I appreciate your recognition of my hard work today. Thanks. Good.

[The Llama @DoWhatITellYou]

Just got back to my desk. Truly exhausted from the events of the day.

[The Llama @DoWhatITellYou]

Go over to a wall and lightly touch your nose to it. Take a breath through your nose. Now say: "Still good." Good.