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Posie parkers photoshopper. Eat grass, smoke ass, shape shift, audiogynephile she/her

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@TPAction why is he, as a man, in the passenger seat?

gay?

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@StellaRoseGem12 @wxyzdetroit I'm gonna read to your kids

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@Try_Havoc @wxyzdetroit .@fbi this communist is threatening the president

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@StellaRoseGem12 @wxyzdetroit

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@LoriAnn1163 @wxyzdetroit I'm gonna read to your kids ooOOOoooOo

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

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@nypost how do we know he isn't Jesus

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@MoniqueMonsters it was a simpler time

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@nypost anyone associated with this story belongs in a camp

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@billmaher the kafaya???

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@billmaher mirren mar

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Been together for 55 years. No scandals. No turmoil. Just 2 people who love each other and have always been faithful even in tough times.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

There’s going to be a lot of pressure on Haley Stevens to drop out of the race, which is typical of the Bernie Bro left that always wants to see women fail. Personally, I would feel betrayed as a woman if she doesn’t hang in there and see this thing through.

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@chris_like_this @joeroganhq she has a right wing grievance

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@Otto_4__ @poohands1 @FearedBuck I don't have to like a joke. I'm not woke

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@Otto_4__ @poohands1 @FearedBuck oh no comedy is illegal again

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@bongoism it's ok to dress a little slutty and show some underbelly

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@midwestern_ope judge me by my enemies

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@mattyglesias @beyond_process interesting argument. I guess khive should have been nicer to the left in 2024 or maybe we'd have a different president.

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@BenBankas I really don't think Tim heidecker had to wear a fat suit for this bit to work