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#basic

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Loved it so much that we named our son Pacey😍

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Why didn’t I watch Dawson’s Creek when I was younger?....Foolish.

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Red is still Taylor Swift’s best album, hands down.

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I was today years old when I found that in Spongebob, the Crabby Patty’s secret ingredient is Crab meat. That’s why the restaurant looks like a crab trap🤯

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“I’m gunna go snack....Maybe a bowl of Tums” #shitmypregnantwifesays

[⚢ @forthesapphics]

RT if you’re the gay sister

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@ladyyloverr Who?! Lol

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My pregnant wife: *putting on her socks while making farting noises* Also pregnant wife: wow, I should focus more on breathing rather than making farting noises.💨

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#BellLetsTalk

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Today, every view of this video helps create positive change. All you need to do is watch it and Bell will donate 5¢ more to Canadian mental health initiatives. Retweet to help spread the word! #BellLetsTalk

[DOANER @Doaner088]

My wife woke up me at 3:00am because our bed was wet, so here we are looking at our ceiling to make sure there isn’t any leaks, to later find out that she’s lactating, my wife did it, my wife wet the bed😂

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Walked into the kitchen to find my wife shoving a stack of cookies into her mouth😂 #pregnancymunchies

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Why didn’t I watch Dawson’s Creek when I was younger?....Foolish.

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I felt my baby kick for the 1st time today. I’ve never felt that kind of joy.

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@ladyyloverr @Celeste_Ward Disarono & lemon juice

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

.@pastrnak96 has been named the 2020 Czech Athlete of the Year. Congrats, Pasta! 👏

https://t.co/X6z39gHf1v

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I just heard my wife reference her vagina as a “snatch grabber”..... I don’t know how I feel

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Nothing more true

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@chrissyteigen Last night I called my daughter's new boyfriend her old boyfriend's name. Like yelled it across the kitchen. Wanted the ground to swallow me up.

[jame @kloogans]

"i will not be manipulated in my own fucking house" i shout as i reach for my cat's treats again