Alexia Fancypants

Voted the most likely to be a little bit bananas.

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@Delta checking in for my flight at @san_airport and was just told that I cannot wear a sweatshirt that’s says “Park City Bitch” - ironically I have flown literally thousands of miles ON @Delta wearing this very same item. Where has freedom of speech gone?

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

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[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@Vanguard_Group I’ve been trying to access the digital advisor for days and it just hangs on every device, every platform. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@AskKlarna Managed to troubleshoot on my own. I basically forced a manual bank account add. The irony is I was actually trying to PAY you! This wasted an hour of my day and even when I told them I didn’t want to chat any more and to disconnect they kept coming back at me verging on abusive

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@Klarna I have a customer service agent on the line arguing with me that they did actually provide me with good customer service when they literally couldn’t understand or answer my questions. SO BAD FOR YOUR BRAND! You might want to read the transcripts for someone named Rohith.

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@realBrookNash I’m a pickpocket

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@SecBlinken Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY was in Honolulu today at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@CAgovernor Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@casendems Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@AsmTbh Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@Cblakespear Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@uspassporttime Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@jeffcharltons @FinancialTimes How??? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA.

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@FinancialTimes Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@RepScottPeters Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@UnderSecStateP Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@StateDept Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@DeputySecState Can anyone help us? Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA. Please help!

[Alexia Fancypants @iamfancypants]

@nbcwashington Passport paid expedited received for processing on 2/22/23. We leave the country on Sunday. Passport office on phone says ONLY APPT IN THE COUNTRY is in Honolulu tomorrow morning at 8am!!! Or just wait. We are in CA.