Chromantix

We should build guillotines outside of government buildings and label them: "Hanlon's Razor".

[Chromantix @DoberpupLLC]

@realMaalouf Definitely not unbelievable.

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@uiyui_jk Either money or demons.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Chromantix @DoberpupLLC]

@uiyui_jk You can try to vote in better politicians, but history has show us that it's not going to work. So... embrace bushido as if it's your last chance for a civil society.

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@WHLeavitt No. We should kick them out completely.

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@libsoftiktok @RPS535 Taxpayers get what they tolerate

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@SafetyNotorious We don't need tougher standards. We need to send them back.

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@BasilTheGreat And it will change nothing. Labour's replacement will be no better. You know this.

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@WHLeavitt You get what you tolerate

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@Neccccy Both - why would you want to bury them on your soil?

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@realMaalouf He could blow himself up at any time, yet he doesn't. Strange how that works.

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@Aku_700 Your phone and fake outrage mean nothing. Leave.

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@ClownWorld They're stupid and comfortable, easily programmed into believing the easiest possible outcome.

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Hard to argue...

[Chromantix @DoberpupLLC]

I thought they were just working in jobs that Americans didn't want?

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOAH 🚨 Real report released from the Federal Reserve finds 30% of the cost of increase in home prices and 20% of rent increases ARE DUE TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

No longer a conspiracy theory. “We just saw a study from the Federal Reserve just last week finding that 30% of the increase in home values across the country in metropolitan areas are due to illegal immigration”

Just think about that, you already can’t afford a home and now they’re 30% more expensive because illegals flooded America under Biden

You already can’t afford rent but you’re paying 20% more because illegals flooded America under Biden

Again, these are increases for the average metro areas from early 2021 to early 2024. Under Biden’s Presidency

The second Democrats gain power this starts back up and rent and homes get even more expensive

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Historian Bill Federer: "By 2030, there will be a majority Muslim population in Europe, and they will just flat out vote in Sharia law.

People forget Egypt was completely Christian for 6 centuries. It's not anymore. All of North Africa was completely Christian for 6 centuries. It is not anymore.

Constantinople was the largest Christian city in the world, and the largest Christian church in the world for hundreds of years was the Hagia Sophia. And it was turned into a mosque.

They want to do the same thing with the Vatican."

Pay attention to what he’s saying!

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@NikitaBassiSNP Looks like you have a thousand posts to challenge, then. Good luck, because you'll never be Scottish.

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@ApexSeeker_ People with 100+ IQ having children. I wish I were kidding.

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@mattvanswol Good

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@Inevitablewest Meet the new boss... same as the old boss....