SafetySwipe

From Los Angeles, Safety Swipe — the American original.
Sharpest takes. Best sources. Hardest talk. 🇺🇸🍀

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

@SoveyX Sovey might be Creator of the Decade, not just year.

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Nobody has gone to prison, nobody will go to prison, it’s all talk.

[Jackson2244 @PatriotWoman22]

Look what president Trump just posted on TRUTH SOCIAL

They have it all and people are going to go to prison

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

We’re not trusting anymore plans and if President Trump wants to hold onto whatever is left of MAGA, he better go scorched earth.

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

@RyanAFournier @45Kris24 They’re liars and won’t do it

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

@Opening_bet Rune is a top player coming back from injury.

He was ranked 1,000 a week ago. He is the former #4.

In the past two weeks, he knocked off Bergs, Hurkacz, and Halys.

Do your due diligence.

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Jensen handles market penetration personally.
This is how Nvidia got "into" China.

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Charlie Kirk marked the end of The Conservative Movement in America.

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

@marklevinshow What conservative movement? We have something left to conserve? It died with Charlie, bro…

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Too late and we all know you’ll fake hard on those promises.

[Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn]

We have 54 days to deliver results for the American people, and we intend to use every one of them.

We must confirm @realDonaldTrump's nominees, pass another reconciliation bill, and get KOSA and my NO FAKES Act across the finish line.
https://t.co/BTdnF87c0H

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Dubzy, you darn fool... THAT'S KITCHENER LESLIE'S GIRLFRIEND

[vindictive. 🇺🇸 @CNNEnemedia]

@RobynBanks92231 @RobV59 https://t.co/lMavfhCwUU

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Nailed it!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Same promises you’ve been making for years and you won’t do jack squat.

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

Senate Republicans trying to figure out what to do in the next 6 weeks? Here you go:
DEFUND Planned Parenthood
MORATORIUM on data centers
SUSPEND the gas tax
FUND rural hospitals
SAVE AMERICA ACT

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Lots of threads today discussing dumb tennis players but this takes the taco, pal.

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

Coco Gauff on changes to tennis :

“If I could change one thing about tennis, it would be the scoring. This 15, 30, then 40 thing makes no sense. At the very least, it should be incremental… it should be 45, not 40”

What's your thoughts ??

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Nick Poulos stinks!

[Oliver Hodgkinson @hodgkinsonsport]

Ohio is so dangerous on offense.

They’ve got a double-headed monster at running back but when they need to throw, Nick Poulos has weapons everywhere.

Riley Neer snags his sixth TD grab of the year 🙌

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[Carter Lowe @carterl0we]

Miami of Ohio receives an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty because the scoreboard operator put photos of field goal posts on the video board in order to confuse the Bobcats kicker

#MACtion

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

Everyone’s hair is gray. Everyone.

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

NEW TEAM ASSEMBLED! We have one mission: to protect and defend this country from the radical Left and focus on American families. That starts right now.

Republican Leader Jim Jordan

Whip Tom Emmer

Conference Chair Lisa McClain

NRCC Chair Brian Jack

Conference Secretary Mark Alford

Conference Vice Chair Blake Moore

Republican Policy Committee Chair Jay Obernolte

[S2 Underground @s2_underground]

//The Wire//2300Z November 10, 2026//
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//BLUF: USA RELOCATES AVIATION ASSETS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM DUE TO UNSPECIFIED THREAT. IED ATTACK REPORTED IN SPAIN THIS MORNING, SUSPECT REMAINS AT LARGE. MIDDLE EAST TENSIONS REMAIN AS DIPLOMATIC EFFORTS CONTINUE, WITH MILITARY ASSETS REMAINING ON STATION.//
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-International Events-

United Kingdom: The United States has evacuated additional aircraft from airbases in England. American refueling tankers at RAF Mildenhall were relocated to bases in Germany reportedly due to an unspecified threat, and CV-22 Osprey aircraft were also dispersed to the nearby RAF Lakenheath airbase, which itself remains at a higher force protection level, as threats to the base have been expected over the past few months.

Analyst Comment: So far, the reason for the move is claimed to be due to threats related to Iran announcing a lifting of their self-imposed missile limits, and the need for American forces to get their aircraft out of Iranian missile range. However, this is probably not the reason for the move, as the aircraft were moved to Germany...which is closer to Iran. There are thousands of aircraft stationed much closer to Iran than England, so despite the reasoning for the move not being made public, it was probably due to a more localized threat.

Spain: This morning an explosive attack was reported in Oviedo. Shortly after 7:00am local time, Police initially responded to a call of a shooting at a residential building in Villafría, where they discovered a 17-year-old female with gunshot wounds. At some point during the incident, an Improvised Explosive Device (IED) was located inside a backpack at the site of the shooting. Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) personnel moved the IED outside the building to the sidewalk, in an attempt to reduce the risk to the building residents who were still evacuating. After the IED was relocated outside the building, the device detonated during the attempt to render it safe. The resulting explosion killed one officer, and resulted in an EOD technician's leg being amputated. This afternoon, the suspect was identified as Manuel Ferrero Álvarez (alias: El Ruso), a 64-year-old resident with a local criminal record. El Ruso remains at large, with authorities remaining on scene to search the local area for his whereabouts.

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Analyst Comment: In the Middle East, developments continue as both peace and war hang in the balance. For the most part, the status quo remains with regard to kinetic targeting, as Iran and the United States have continued striking merchant shipping in the Gulf and random targets on Qeshm Island, respectively. On the economic front, crude prices have fallen sharply on the speculative news that diplomatic talks are ongoing, however due to the extreme market volatility, it's hard to make judgement calls on how the war is going, based on Wall Street. From the outside looking in, the financial sector appears confident that the internal power struggles within the White House are an indicator that a return to the war is unlikely this week, as the impact of the midterm elections have complicated the plans that were previously in place.

This may be, however, a false-assumption: the USS Theodore Roosevelt CSG departed Singapore a couple of days ago, and is headed for CENTCOM. In terms of hardware, all of the American assets are still in place, and the past two weeks of striking Iranian observation posts (and possibly also Radar sites) has probably had some effect in terms of shaping fires, or preparatory targeting efforts intended to prepare the battlespace for a wider operation. So far, the only factor that has changed is the rhetoric...there have been zero changes to the force posture throughout the Middle East, and until cargo flights slow down, or assets start moving toward home, all options are still on the table.

Analyst: S2A1
Research: https://t.co/S3Ktgax7Ng
NomadNet: 5fa68c88be727a0e1a250a75e5e79269
Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report.
//END REPORT//

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

@zcatzm3ow Yup