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@KenyaPower_Care Constant low voltage issues kiambu Rd and power outages daily
Meter #: 37221062542

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@Silantoi_odds @itskipronoh Weh kiria munua! Chieth

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@muguai_bill @muguai_bill please send me your details...a few folks have reached out. I was in the school of engineering (uon) as well.

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@ddl_vid1 @Redpoint @corporayshid Thank you!

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@Redpoint @corporayshid @DownloaderBot

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Ilianza na kaselfie... http://t.co/yNQ1iZtpBe

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated

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Mom: How is your GPA this semester?
Me: The important thing is that we have our health.

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My middle finger gets a raging boner when I think of you.

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When you get home and find out somebody ate the food you was thinking about all day😂😭😩

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Alcohol is good before sex.
Tobacco is good after sex.
Weed is good before sex, after sex, or instead of sex.

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What starts with P & ends with orn? Popcorn What starts with F & ends with uck? Firetruck. What starts with G & ends with ay? Justin Bieber

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& then satan said, "let there be feelings"

[Bigger & Stronger @GetBlG]

If you want to be happy for a day, have a party. If for a week, take a trip. If for a year, take up a sport. If for a lifetime, workout.

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7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even care.

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Mom: “the spider is more scared of you than you are of it!”

Me: are u fuckin sure?

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Remember gotye?

now he’s just somebody that we used to know

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I miss this Miley