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Doc Bag parody account

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Practical magic barely qualifies as a movie, but got damb did I have a good time watching it

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@NoodleVEVO Teenage Blob

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This one goes out to my buckwild buckeye @maxwellstern

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What it looks like in Ohio right now

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@drgnkingDOM That’s why they call me Doc

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As a bassist I love this band, I love this song, I love the goofy bass line, but I will never understand why people think it’s indicative of skill

[JayKeeley @doomedparade]

Beastie Boys jamming “Sabotage” on Letterman in ‘94 — honestly until I saw this I didn’t realize they could 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 play, especially MCA and that bass line

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@drgnkingDOM Swagneto

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@drgnkingDOM Me with the skill issue 😓

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Whenever I hear real jazz players play I’m reminded what a joke rock n roll really is

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Batman Begin

[Aidan @aidanfella]

I like it a lot when a character says the title of the movie in the movie

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Why do most colognes smells a little like fart? Or are men putting on cologne believing it will mask their perpetually leaking farts?

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@maxwellstern The fact that this is seen as a “legend” now is both very funny and a bit of a bummer. I hope young bands find another way to grift balanced meals out of a corporation that isn’t feed the beat.

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@hurryband @everyonewhere Feel bad for the folks who never experienced the beauty of free chipotle. I estimate I had it about 20 times in my life

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@PeacePie_ @OldJonHernandez Philadelphia’s premier hater keeps the crown, lol

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@OldJonHernandez I think we needed to see the events that were alluded to to make it pay off the way they wanted it to. Like fricked up gorey stuff. It would have been too expensive to show all those specific corpses though. Also I’m a sucker for a Cable & Deadpool team up so that tips the scales

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@rdecar

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Imagine you’re a keyboard player who showed up an hour late to the gig and you turned your amp up so loud I can barely get the vocals audible. In this scenario you suck ass.

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@OldJonHernandez So jealous that she’s getting to experience this for the first time. I wish I could go back to the zz top and discover it again for the first time

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While I was setting up for tonight’s show I noticed the snake was blocked by a table.

I told the drummer “I need to move this table so I can expose the snake.”

I didn’t realize what I had said until I saw the delight on his face.