Mark Mosley

[Mark Mosley @DocTwister]

@kexy_payn This was inspired by a true story.
A frankly dangerous kid called David Hahn built a functional breeder reactor in his mothers potting shed from a box of broken smoke detectors, cobalt drill bits, a vial of radium paint from an antique clock and other found materials.

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@ClaireMax The energy radiating from Curry during the final 10 minutes is incredible.
I don’t think I’ve ever been that energetic in my entire life.

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@xojadeyanh If you hold an uncooked piece of spaghetti at each end and bend it you will always snap it into three or more pieces.

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@lady_valor_07 Food poisoning.

I wouldn’t recommend it as a weight loss method.

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@JenLRossman When you say mask you mean the Oakley Speed Dealer glasses?

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@AJamesMcCarthy Could you find a fluffy planet to photograph?

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@sortedfood Forcing yourself to eat peanuts with chopsticks is a great way to learn how to use them but I have a thing about eating things in 4 bites or units of 4.
It may be a mild OCD thing or a way to pace my consumption but I just fall into that pattern.

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@JenLRossman Most reports say that he didn’t get the job because Cameron couldn’t imagine him killing people which really didn’t age well.
Initially Cameron wanted Lance Henriksen because he could plausibly blend into a crowd of humans but Arnie arrived and reset the character.

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@BowTiedBroke @BowTiedDC I don’t know your wife but I do know that it won’t work.

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@TomTaxiDriver And I’m guessing that the customers are less likely to be drunken pricks.

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@sedderaside Are we forgetting Galaxy Quest.
The 4:3 TV episode switches to 1.85:1 then 2.35:1 when Jason Nesmith sees space for the first time.
Using the aspect change to show the characters world literally expanding was brilliant.

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@daveanthony I remember his “physical” during his first term reporting his height as 6’3” and his weight as 239 lbs.
A single inch shorter or 2 lbs heavier would tip his BMI over 30 making him obese.
How convenient for him.

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@acobasi @daveanthony And we can’t dismiss the racist reaction to Barack Obama.

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@TheOscarRace Forming the final part of the Tom Hanks urination trilogy.

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@theliamnissan It’s good when actors agree with each other.

(I’m aware that neither of you are actors but a gag is always fun to play into.)

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@sydneyelainexo Fun fact about Melbourne is that it was founded by a guy called John Batman.
Somehow the image of Batman outside the closest Bottlo punching darts like a divorced dad makes me smile.

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@AJamesMcCarthy Excellent box work from Greg.

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@sydneyelainexo I’ve never understood the stigma behind sex work.
When you remove the largely false moral objections it’s just a person monetising a skill or physical attribute.

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@ProRightMemes Azathoth.
You could shorten it to Azzy.