Dr. Robotnik

Take two and don't call me in the morning.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

Pov: Me telling “please stop googling your symptoms” while googling my own symptoms at 2:47am like the hypocrite i am.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

@gymceliphate @Vidzyy_ Clearly, you do.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

Ai is disgusting.. you won't find any in my hospital. I hire real people to do real jobs.

[dr. bandit phd @anonfandbandit]

GUYS HELP I FOUND OUT WHY I failed a rich international student bc they left ai prompts in their essay and their parents threatened to sue the uni bc they wouldn’t have been allowed to pass into the next year 😭

[dr. bandit phd @anonfandbandit]

GUYS HELP I FOUND OUT WHY I failed a rich international student bc they left ai prompts in their essay and their parents threatened to sue the uni bc they wouldn’t have been allowed to pass into the next year 😭

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

@MeganSouzaVA Congratulations!

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

I have reached the point in my career where hearing the printer start making noise is enough to trigger my fight-or-flight response.

I didn't spend all those years in medical school to be psychologically defeated by an HP LaserJet...

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

@LaLaLaurieArt Yes indeed! Doc Botnik of Botnik Medical Institute.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

Reminder that your annoying wait for your lab results... is our annoying wait as well. Ive been back and forth between patients, waiting for ONE patients lab results and blood tests for about 6 hours! This is ridiculous!

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

@ActualRobotnik Trust me, I know what im doing, bud.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

Anyone else ever lay on the break room floor and cry for a bit? No? Just me?

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

Tranqued a guy today. He didn't seem like he was going to give me any other options, though. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

@rob4dnik 👁👄👁 Brother... You put yourself in this position, I swear.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

@rob4dnik 🫵🏻You told them to talk to me! So im here!

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

My medical license does not cover emotional support for people who refuse to drink water.

For the love of everything holy, drink some fucking water!

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

Hospital coffee tastes like someone dissolved a cigarette in hot water and told me to be grateful. Blegh.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

A quiet shift is either a blessing or the universe cocking a gun. There is no third option.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

Me: "Any allergies?"
Patient: "No."
Me: "Any medications?"
Patient: "Just the ones I’m allergic to."

Fantastic. We’re off to a great fucking start.

[Dr. Robotnik @Doc__Robotnik]

Today’s differential diagnosis: dehydration, anxiety, or the consequences of whatever the fuck you did this weekend.