Colin Parsons

These are all my own onions and not those of the BBQ.

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@WedgewoodRooms great to see Hallan last night. An excellent local band that seem to get better every time I see them. However, evening slightly ruined by your security staff with a Hitler Complex. Threw my friend out for no apparent reason and lied about his intoxication levels

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@Mofoman360 “this simply can’t happen other people should respect other peoples traditions do you agree?”

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@Mofoman360 Earlier in your feed you call for a ban on Halal meat. Make your fu**ing mind up!

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@Mofoman360 No, but I wouldn’t be adverse to a ban on racist shit stirrers.

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@smithsmm @Early90sIndie @mileshuntTWS @thewonder_stuff @chrisdysonHT Swervedriver! Great band!

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@Jcb22t @implausibleblog So we should leave them in a war zone should we???

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@FatEeyore @O2ApolloManc @teddyswims @janesaddiction Did you get an answer on this?

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@British_Airways I sent a claim. BA came back saying they would pay me half of what I believe to be due, I asked why only half. The case is now apparently closed and I haven’t had a penny.

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@British_Airways I’m having real trouble with my late flight compensation claim. Is there a human I can speak to rather than the digital abyss of your website?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Don’t drink that foreign muck! The Spanish are taking over our capital!

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@Trudi_Mc @BarrieSingleto5 @Michael53418170 @jhsmith156 How did you get on? I’ve just noticed they’ve been conning me for four £89 payments since February.

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@sonotrode Bloody impressive that

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@SuttonArms Impressive selection. You’re the only reason I regret resigning from my job round the corner from you.

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@daveberry_tweet I assume this is bullsh**?

(On Facebook)

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@onlmaps Cricket is different again

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@ThePoke Fold clothes

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Apologies to anyone who got some spurious tweets from this account over the past day. Those clever buggers seemed to have hacked me.