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[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the 78 degree thermostat thing is obvs a paid talking point. major political influencers and operatives sign up with an organization and then are paid to repeat things on a memo, not unlike fashion writers who are given freebies and money to say things. you are seeing shills.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Justin J. Pearson: “If the Republican Party is gonna be the party licking the boot of the billionaires who are taking our land, polluting our water, and taking our jobs, then let us be the party of the working class in rural, suburban, and urban America alike. If the Republican Party is gonna be the party of AI taking away our jobs, the party of corporate handouts and blank checks for foreign wars, let us be the party to deliver an increase to the minimum wage. Let us be the party to deliver universal healthcare”

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@SUPESKISSES @orthalicus @xojayrenas Idk man if she was some kind of nordic assassin I think the line would still work.

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@Justin077116818 @JaniceLovesJohn @ericmetaxas Hey quick question how do you feel about Sanctuary Cities?

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@CopperKnight8 The cat’s sort of out of the bag there since that would require never mention where Batman’s son came from.

It’s not like they would ever kill off Damian. Even if they did, there’s no way he’d stay dead for long.

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@LaSquadraStan @hieravess How is that the current writer’s fault? That’s the lore for where the main character’s son comes from,

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@ThatComicFan3 I think it’s a bit silly to suggest that this page pushes the boundary at all. This is like the most value-neutral depiction of the current continuity that I can imagine

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@Sundellier @stxrfaced @ml61297 @commanderburger So was Damian conceived during the consensual relationship or no? Was she lying about the miscarriage or were there two pregnancies?

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@silkjy_wie @la_panther_rose Grooming people from birth into being assassins is what it means. An improper use of euphemism for comedic effect. It’s a joke.

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@goodbyedarth Her keeping the kid a secret doesn’t make her a rapist.

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@SUPESKISSES @orthalicus @xojayrenas That’s a reference to the whole “born and raised as an assassin” thing. It’s not a comment about her race? bsfr

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@stxrfaced @ml61297 @commanderburger Did Morrison change it so that the conception was non consensual? Or just that Talia hid the child?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

people on this website treat me like i am the biggest villain and i just want them to have healthcare, autonomy in their workplace, and for us to end our endless wars

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@comicskirby I am consistently impressed by how well Camp seems to understand the Anti-Life Equation and the wider metaphor of Darkseid. It’s so nice to see the Fourth World actually being respected

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@palckica @Alonso_GD I think that a med student from either of those countries would have less difficulty integrating into society than a native-born antisocial autistic NEET.

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@palckica @Alonso_GD What a stunning rebuttal. You’ve completely changed my mind

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@palckica @Alonso_GD I think plenty of europeans struggle to fit into european society. It has nothing to do with race or national origin

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@9mmballpoint If anything we might have a sort of Years of Lead, which arguably may have started already with stuff like Kirk, but even that seems kinda doubtful