🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴

Exotic vinyl DJ & bikerdelic anarcho-punk. No Gods, No Masters. Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth...

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

Tweetin' this 'cos I wanna pin it to my profile...
Unquantifiably Massive Belters from before you were born... https://t.co/8L1Fl2MlcA

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@Shrink_at_Large How 'bout playing the DWP card?
Five minutes late?
Sanction.
Undeclared earnings?
Lose all benefits.
Missed appointment?
Sanction.
Second job?
Lose all benefits.
Pretty sure that & having a peep into their bank accounts would keep 'em in line.

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@BlackXList Nobody does anymore... she's completely lost it. She started doing politics & got heavily into mortgages... I last heard she was living on the south coast somewhere in a graffiti covered flat.

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@BlackXList Who..? My ex..? Noooooooooo..!

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

Awwwwwww, bless her cotton socks. Who is she referring to, I wonder..? The now very poor disabled residents of Brighton & Hove? The working class? Everyone?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"It's distressing...they're really upset."

Speaking exclusively to #ElectoralDysfunction, Deputy PM Angela Rayner tells @BethRigby how coverage of her tax row has impacted her family.

🎧 Listen: https://t.co/rZKxGb8jiW
📺 Watch: https://t.co/VI9bp047tw

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@shadowed_news The $atanyahus...
Mrs $atanyahu has got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb...

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@Normanjam67 Consider becoming Kendall's cosmetic surgeon... she's got a face like a welders bench.

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@BBCNews Garbage. Starmer doesn't do originality. He has a script. When he was DPP, he had a script.
This is because Starmer is hollow.
He's a ventriloquist's dummy with Tory Bliar's forearm wedged up his tuchus & all Starmer does is mouth the words. Bliar throws 'em & that's the script.

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

France?

[Ferret @Ferretgrove]

That it’s fake.

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@NoContextBrits What are they gonna do? That is the question...

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@TheLittleWaster It's true. England belongs to the French. So much so that they've built Little France at the end of the Mall, so Chas King can see it from his window...

https://t.co/DH4Yz04O8R

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

The fucking Arc de Triomphe, no less... flagshaggers... notoriously thick.

[RJ @robjeffecology]

Wow Rayner has a son with lifelong disabilities and she voted for disability cuts.

Let that sink in…

She literally went I am rich as a politician so I can afford any care for my child but screw anyone else with a child with lifelong disabilities,your children will suffer…

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

A reminder that only two countries voted against making food a human right at the UN.

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

What could be worse than sending pompous pig David Lammy to Israel..?
Inviting the President of Genocide here...
The very end of the line for @UKLabour

[The National @ScotNational]

BREAKING: The president of Israel will visit the UK to meet Labour ministers next week

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

The fucking Arc de Triomphe, no less... flagshaggers... notoriously thick.

[smile2jannah @smile2jannah]

Not only is it AI generated, look closely, it’s France 😂😂😂

[🏴 Doctor Crackle 🏴 @DoctorCrackle]

@Kahlissee Indicates that Grimes is educationally subnormal.

[Dame Lauren Alder Ⓥ @LaurenAlder]

@woodgnomology She's a red Tory committed to Starmer's Farage tribute act. A neoliberal, neoconservative Atlanticist.