Andy H

When not procrastinating you can find me talking nonsense about books, sports, comedy, politics, wrestling and, somehow, battle rap.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@EwaSR I found one in the new Spider-Man game, where I turned into a patio heater for no apparent reason.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

Christ. Came back on here to check something and now pretty much every conversation is just Nazi cunts frothing about the mouth about trans genitals, and fragile white boys pretending that the only racism ever to exist is the terrible hardships they endure being white. Fuck me.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@DEREISS_ @ThisIsTNA @TheJasonHotch Nice one! Boisterous Behaviour tearing it up!

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@crofty7437 It’s great that they’re so vocal. It’s intensely annoying that they sing one really bad song for most of the match. When they occasionally move on to another it’s entertaining… but then it’s back for another 15 minutes of one song that only has 4 lines FFS!

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

Petition to stop Man United fans stop singing this shit Ruben Amorim song that they have been doing for the last 20 minutes.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@villareport Tyrone Mings, easily

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

No Leon!

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

Yes Leon!

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@TheGlastoThingy Looks like a potential #GSH for Vampire Weekend (admittedly it’s a biiiiiiig hole, but they do love the festival)

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@villareport Don’t be daft. He’s a Villa player. You can literally grab them and throw them to floor and it’s not a foul, so a little kick to the leg is hardly going to count.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@AVFCOfficial Our goal came from a long ball. Both of theirs came from us messing about in our own half.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@AVFCStatto If he’d waxed his legs he’d onside there…

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@TruckFestival The Pill FTW!

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@TruckFestival Yay!

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@AlexJPreston “And what I don’t get is why they don’t show more of the real heroes; the shareholders and the Eagen family? Why concentrate on the losers being severed? I heard online that the Eagen family are actually fighting hard for our rights and are defenders of free speech.”

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

Marco Asensio you absolutely beauty. Great couple of results this week for the Mighty Villa 😁

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

The refereeing team have been absolutely DESPERATE for Chelsea to win against Villa.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@AVFCStatto The defenders know that they won’t ever get given. Shirt pulling and grabbing and dragging people down is basically legal now. Refs never call it as they leave it to VAR and VAR never calls them.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@MKrulak11 @IanTaylor7 Yes, and that will mean beating good teams along the way. Plus we already lost to Brugge so it would be a painful way to go out.

[Andy H @DoctorCuriosity]

@imsomunny Makes a change from seeing all his tag partners get signed 😜

Love you Doris! Up the Villa!