DoctorDorkFace 🏳️‍🌈

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real dork.

(30, She/Her, 🏳️‍🌈)

[DoctorDorkFace 🏳️‍🌈 @DoctorDorkFace]

The next #ACNH update should include a new villager personality called Bastard that can run around & do all the awful shit villagers did in the original game like paint your roof without permission & steal shit out of your pockets

[V-gétarienne @bizzaroren]

Anyway “queer is a slur” is a dogwhistle for transphobia pushed by old TERFs who hate it for being too inclusive and tricked a whole generation of young people to parrot that thought. It’s been reclaimed since the late 80s, it is common academic. Outta here with this, Guardian

[Jessica Fox @HelloJessicaFox]

did I ever tell you guys about the time I talked to a psychiatrist and he said I would probably be fine if I just stopped reading philosophy so I did and it helped

[yaya @malyelff]

a single stick of deodorant costs more than the federal minimum wage and y’all are still saying it’s individuals fault they’re living in poverty

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

A photo of me going into work with a tummy ache

[Eize Basa @PonchoRebound]

Headed to the barbecue in my July 4th outfit:

[DoctorDorkFace 🏳️‍🌈 @DoctorDorkFace]

@shrimp_beeps

[rico @somethinglovely]

made u a cake

[Froggenþuſiaſt @Froggenthusias1]

Minecraft proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i hate when ppl are like “i love winter!!” well now my fingies are cold. happy now ???? is this what you wanted ??

[Skooch @Skooch]

Monster Hunter is so cool because the monsters don't have healthbars. Instead you have to look closely at their actions. They start breathing heavy, they limp;

Some pull out pictures of their loved ones and openly weep as you're striking them down. Little things like that.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[haash 🌸 working on comms @hasharakl]

i must do it

[DoctorDorkFace 🏳️‍🌈 @DoctorDorkFace]

@shrimp_beeps I thought it was funny 😅

[DoctorDorkFace 🏳️‍🌈 @DoctorDorkFace]

You want me to participate in capitalism? The thing that killed Scrooge??