Doctor Strangelove

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@flamebirdbird Maybe the defenders? Luke cage iron fist and daredevil?

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@_skeletonhill @JAR0DC0RE This bothers me so much cause aou and civil war makes it clear she’s super young and then all of a sudden she’s in her 30’s in WV lmao

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@NekroTheDhampir @ComicsMeta Holy shit that Mando batman idea is genius

[VideoGabes🍉 @VideoGabesBU]

Jerry Seinfeld actually said Palestine was not a real country 17 years ago, for more information look up Jerry Seinfeld 17 years old

[𓍯 ‏ س @pomegranatist]

Everyday we’re lectured about how Jews are scared and everyday another prominent Jew is publicly shouting they love genocide

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@the___bossman I legit thought it was a screenshot from heavy rain

[Dank Archer 🐝 🌼 @NavoSchmavo]

One of the funniest things to come from the Lanterns writing room is: "The Green Lanterns are cops, John is a superhero"
Meanwhile the first choice John made with the Lantern/ring was decide that a cop doesn't need to go to jail for killing her spouse. Couldn't make this up.

[Krana-kler @TheChroNikler]

> Surf Dracula: Secret Origin reveals that the surfboard originally belonged to his older brother who died in a shark-jumping accident.

> Dracula Resurf reveals that his board is powered by The High Tide, an extra dimensional energy that powers all surf boards, and he has to put a stop to an apocalyptic evil called The Low Tide.

> Scott Snyder's Surf Dracula introduces 13 other Tide Forces, each progressively dumber than the last.

> Tom King's Surf Dracula sees him giving up surfing because every drop of water reminds him of the tears of the brown children he killed during the War on Terror. He finally rides the board after 15 issues and then commits suicide.

[Sergeant Herc 🌙 @TheHercAboveAll]

This suit genuinely needs more hate because what the hell happened

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@HiTopFilms This coming from the moron who’s making a shitty Jason Todd fan film LMAO

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

When I kill an entire family and the superhero coming to confront me is John Stewart (hes gonna let me go cuz I have to live with what ive done):

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@preterniadotcom Still no cheetah figure??? 😭

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@deanwinchester I’m crying everytime a writer for this show speaks up it’s just the dumbest bs ever

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@camandfilm It would be so funny if Maria just shows up with no explanation effectively decanonizing secret invasion

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

“Lanterns never promised anything other than what it was”

If you’re adapting a superhero comic book predicated on alien menaces and cosmic warfare, that is the promise. It’s like adapting Bram Stoker’s Dracula and wondering why everyone was let down by the indie rock band story.

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

John Stewart when all the superheroes start beating up Brainiac in MOT:

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

this 9 second clip has more constructs than the entire 8 hours of Lanterns. i’m not even joking

[Grayson @MinuteNerdNews]

Mfs Will see Superman saving a metahuman baby from a pocket dimension black hole with Krypto and Metamorpho and look you in the eyes a judge you for wanting a little more Lantern mythos in your Lanterns show.

[Doctor Strangelove @DoctorHail78]

@ComicsMeta I think jeans psychic blast helped loosen memories in Ned and MJ but not fully unlocked them

[BRIGHTEST MUKS @mukualt]

the fact that Hal and John were struggling to take care of one robot in one small town while Guy here handles an entire bloodthirsty army by just strolling around is hilarious