wolff’s law

I might tell you a joke but I’ll never tell you a lie. 🇯🇲 | 🇨🇺

[wolff’s law @DoctorJP2Easy]

Twitter Suspended me for quote tweeting people dancing outside of Buckingham palace to “ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST”. That’s why I had to make this account if your wondering

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

🫡 @Lions

[Himmy Neutron @Hunitproof]

Everybody ain’t hating

[👑 @Lebronin1]

TRAVIS HUNTER JUST BROKE TEE HIGGINS WTF 😭😭😭

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

NY RUNS BOSTON

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Case Keenum has more TDs than Drake Maye this season

[wolff’s law @DoctorJP2Easy]

Bro just put a dummy out there until the second half, Bo Nix can only play football in the 3rd quarter and beyond

[depressed giants fan @alexissullyy]

And this is just proof you can never get too excited as a giants fan

[wolff’s law @DoctorJP2Easy]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary on this cursed app because my original account got banned due to a meme involving British royalty getting unalived and me being reported

[WU-BANDZ @Reubenstratum]

Can y’all please stop putting ice spice ass on my timeline that shit is nice as hell but I’m trying to live for the Lord

[maha @mahaaaay]

that man in five fantasy football leagues will save you

[wolff’s law @DoctorJP2Easy]

Dennis Schroder level fumble

[Brycen 🏆 @Brycen2047]

CJ Stroud declined HOW MUCH???

[Rod @rodimusprime]

He ain’t say which dad he was

[𓃶¹𝕁𝕚𝕘 @TheJigStillUp]

Bitches love scammers until they the victims LMAOOOO

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Fake NFL Player Scamming son or Pretend PA student daughter???

[Lex retro non agit @ekralc22]

I followed yall down the rabbit hole and this is absolutely scary. She bought scrubs, badges, drove round the block everyday for 2 years, filming herself daily talking about her shifts??? This is delusional on steroids. Sick sick lady.

[wolff’s law @DoctorJP2Easy]

Federal Nightmares - 0:17

[Aziz @Aziz_zz1]

Whoever leaked this going to prison

[wolff’s law @DoctorJP2Easy]

“Jam get out the jam I gave him 50 ain’t gotta ask again” 🫨

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

OTF Jam pointed out Lil Durk on the stand

[sisi the slasher 𖦏 @dollfctory]

@duhshaun_ UGH AH UGH UGH AH 😤

[wolff’s law @DoctorJP2Easy]

This really happens nowadays all jokes aside 😭

[🃏 @llMcbucketsll]

Told homeless man I don’t have cash he said he takes Zelle also

[wolff’s law @DoctorJP2Easy]

Yeah there’s literally zero reason we got a million spots in queens and if not Brooklyn is right there

[R💋 @RaenbowRenegade]

@Geerelis I’m from Queens, never heard of anybody going to the Bronx for Jamaican food..