Doctor Kaufman

Professor of forensic medicine and a bit of a sideline as the world's greatest hitman! Just a professional doing a job! 🔫

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

While #ArmyOfTheDead is trending, here's a reminder of MMM ep 17 where we ran this Army through its shambling paces. Audio comfort for the soul of the cineaste!

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

A reminder of the Manchester Morgue team's Christmas episode where we laugh it up over 1989's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.Bizarrely released in the UK in January 1990 and re-titled 'Winter Holiday' for cinema release! Listening details below, happy Christmas everyone!

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

If festive slasher movies are your 'sack', then do listen to our Silent Night Deadly Night (1984) episode to find out if we 'sleigh' it or not. The MMM will return with new episodes in the New Year and a new format so we will see you soon. In the meantime,Happy Xmas! PUNISH!!

[Doctor Kaufman @DoctorKaufman1]

@The_Boldman @ElliotCarverCEO Ja das ist richtig 👍

[Lady Julie Atkinson #Forever European 💙#Rejoin @skatinggirl1]

Polluters told to dump raw sewage into rivers as Brexit disrupts water treatment https://t.co/mt0ACSN56T

That wasn't on the side of the bus was it?

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

The Manchester Movie Morgue is 1 year old today! 17 episodes later and who knows how many more to come. Listen to any of our podcasts to see if we selected films to our morgue or allow them to escape on the helicopter to freedom! https://t.co/vYUvn8Cyh9 #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

Episode 17 at long last of the MMM. We review Zack Snyder's zombie blockbuster Army of the Dead and decide if Dave Bautista should stick to the ring or step up as a lead actor.
https://t.co/E6WR3KAJbc

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

COMING SOON! Manchester Movie Morgue Ep 17: ARMY OF THE DEAD (2021). Find out if this army runs on its stomach (and brains and intestines) or does it simply mount an offensive (run time to content ratio)? Roll the dice on MMM's 17th outing for all the inside information!

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Huge congratulations to the Prime Minister for introducing something that has only existed for the entirety of my career in criminal law.

And well done The Express for this sensational scoop.

#FakeLaw

[Doctor Kaufman @DoctorKaufman1]

@TheWizardOfIce Ze brand on ze list was obviously qvestionable.

[Doctor Kaufman @DoctorKaufman1]

Funf. Zis equates nicely wiz the number of superflouous minutes I spend talking about myself to my intended victim, wiz a cadaver present in ze room. Und, there is nossing 'fake' about my VHS tapes

[The Bubbles (now QuantumOfSilliness on Bluesky) @TheTchaikovsky]

How many Dr Kaufman fake news VHS tapes would you rate TOMORROW NEVER DIES?

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[Doctor Kaufman @DoctorKaufman1]

@JamesBard007 @JohnKennethWis2 He is the brawn to my brains but we seem to do OK together - except when I get too chatty while holding a gun on British secret agents

[Doctor Kaufman @DoctorKaufman1]

@JamesBard007 @JohnKennethWis2 Stamper and I have a complicated relationship

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

Episode 16 of the Podcast is here as we open up a can of whoop ass on STREET FIGHTER (1994). Surely has to be worth 38 minutes of your time! Released recently on a lovely blu ray from @88_Films which we briefly speak about.

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

EPISODE 16 of the MMM podcast is here as the team take down 1994's STREET FIGHTER starring @JCVD and the late great Raul Julia - one of the first films based on a video game by #capcom and the directorial debut for ace screenwriter @StevenEdeSouza. Listen: https://t.co/yF0T5fACdt

[Doctor Kaufman @DoctorKaufman1]

@FekkeshFresh Need you even ask

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2022.

[Lee Mather @matherl]

https://t.co/O9tQIiPixH

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

Episode 15 of the MMM is the psychedelic farce 'Candy' from 1968. Can she survive the lusty desires of an all star cast and the verdict of the MMM.
https://t.co/6yfdLXWqBA

[Manchester Movie Morgue Podcast @MCRMovieMorgue]

COMING SOON! CANDY (1968) Ep 15 of the @MCRMovieMorgue podcast. Candy has a LOT of talent involved and a fantastic soundtrack - but what's the film like? Watch this space to reveal Candy's cinematic fate!! Morgue or freedom!