Jamie Murray

I MIGHT have a job, and MIGHT be living in Derry OR Ballymena. Everything is a mystery and nothing is certain. Welcome to my Twitter.

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

"Death is only the end if you think the story is about you" is my new favourite Welcome to Night Vale quote.

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

@TalkTV @TVKev I don't need this personally, therefore it should not exist. Whiniest bunch of crybabies.

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

@AlliBabaras @TalkTV @TVKev They work, but you're probably too far up your own ass to notice retail workers.

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

@SeldenGADawgs @BernieSanders @ZohranKMamdani Which countries

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

@allenanalysis No it's sheer cowardice.

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

@tom_on_here Thank you!

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

Real men consume 90% of their calories in one meal at 5pm and then pass out

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

@Lukey_BoyV1 OneyPlays

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"We wanted the player to feel bad about killing in TLOU2"

Enemies:

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

BE NICE TO PEOPLE OTHERWISE GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

Has anyone noticed how many news articles have the subject you clicked to see buried 5 paragraphs in after they give a history lesson on every subject involved that reads like a Wikipedia article? Like padding out word counts in essays.

[Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans]

The extent of our social skills

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Trust me to pick up a stomach bug during a pandemic

[forever botchamania @Maffewgregg]

https://t.co/SCXaKEF2DW

20 years ago today we got WWF Royal Rumble 2000 on Channel 4 and many childhoods were never the same.

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

Christmas sweaters are an underappreciated art form.

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

Watching the old Batman movie and never noticed he has a bright light in the batmobile just to blind anyone in the passenger's seat if they stare at him. What a legend.

[Jamie Murray @DoctorMongloid]

@NSG_RyanJMC @PlayStation @insomniacgames Get a Nintendo!

[Rosie & Kitties @kaaskat]

@Primark Just have to tweet about the amazing customer service I experienced in your #Ballymena store on Mon 8 July. Jamie was fantastic & so helpful. It made the 30 mile trip to your store worthwhile. HOWEVER. Could you please open a #Primark store in #Coleraine as it is closer.