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I played the baby in Baby's Day Out

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When I was a kid we didn’t have “dabbing” or “flossing” we just had that one game where you stab a knife between your fingers real fast.

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@jakeiverson57

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@jakeiverson57 WTHeck?

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I vow to never use twitter/x ever again

Unless I’ve had literally half a beer.

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For a long time I thought the lyrics to Gin & Juice were “rolling down the streets smoking indoors” and it’s the one thing I thought my mom and rappers had in common.

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This whole Taylor Swift tour is making me realize her fans are just like Phish fans, except cleaner.

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@Krangsdumbbody You can post in on my insta

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@Krangsdumbbody Yes you do, admit it coward

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Idea for an @Arbys commercial: "Let us give you a hot beef injection"

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@jakeiverson57 Get the beans outta there and we’re talkin

[Pink Floyd Fellas (A Beach Boys Boys Production) @beachboysboys]

Woah, check this out.

https://t.co/SjJrj1shp9

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You couldn’t make The Angry Birds Movie in this day and age

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A wise old man one told me the easiest way to eat a peach is to just go to town on it over a sink. And I think that’s really beautiful.

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Old ladies really gotta stop saying girlfriend when they’re just talking about their friends

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Why the blonde YouTube brothers not fight each other?

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@jakeiverson57 @mel_loveridge Weird, there are about that many I would absolutely not recommend.

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Just some updated pics

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I don’t like pitching in to get my coworkers shitty gift cards for their birthdays, not because I’m cheap, but because I don’t like any of them.