Just thinking this morning…
The Harry Potter series takes place between 1991 and 1998 and you are telling me no muggle born kid is like, “Man, those Dallas Cowboys are on a hell of a run” or “Jordan and the Bulls are riveting”. No talk of Tiger’s 97 win…
Makes a guy wonder…
I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER FOOTBALL TEAM WEEK 1 ON THE FUCKING ROAD WITH THE STADIUM PULSE SHAKING THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THE ROUTES CANT SEE WHO IS WHO AND WE WIN WEEK TWO WE PLAY THE SCHOOL OF THE DEAF AND BLIND THUMBLESS ORPHANS AT HOME AND MOTHERFUCKING LOSE I LOVE FOOTBALL YAY
Reply tweet: Just sat down in the lavatory and the seat was nice and warm, good thing or bad thing?
Like someone crapped here, but they had a good crap I think, but also someone had a butt here and now mine is there…