Doctor Tow

I love comedy

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@LaTalullah @IntemperateUnd @cmpriest @helen @QueenOfRats The lyric is "Revved up like a Duece, another runner in the night"

A Duece is a type of car.

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@RRichar47268419 @ioainpc11 @AllAb0utLuv @Angry_Staffer I didn't know RDJ was in the KKK.

I do know that RDJ is doing Blackface here in incredibly poor taste though.

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@Braunger You do know that he has a scholarship program for people to go towards the working trades if they don't feel like college is the right path for them, right?

He has parlayed his success into bringing more awareness to non-college careers.

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@KenWeinmanSport Hopefully half of that salary responsibility.

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@AllAb0utLuv @Angry_Staffer 1. There absolutely can be black racists.
2. All it takes to be a racist is to hate people based on their skin color. I have met a few black racists over many years on this earth.

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@EtsiSusi @ItsaLearning @Angry_Staffer You do know that the testicles and "weenie" are two different things right?

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@BethForrester8 @Jeopardy @AaronRodgers12 It's not easy to replace a legend who had been in the position for decades. They are trying to find a suitable replacement who can host with a similar swagger that Alex had.

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@Roblino1983 @Jeopardy @AaronRodgers12 And a Billion times better than Katie Couric.

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@fallingwallenda @JPOD1252 @Jeopardy @AaronRodgers12 @packers You have to remember that back then played QB's didn't ask for a salary that could be up to a quarter of the salary cap. That gave the Packers the opportunity to build a team around him. That is the reason that Brady has been so successful. He has never asked for a huge salary.

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@BillNeff7 @CJC_95 I guess that insult would hurt a little more if you knew how to spell ALL of the words in it.

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@SteveHerring32 @CJC_95 You're thinking of Marchand. That's the slew foot king.

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@yungbabygirlll Why do people think that they can stand in front of a car with absolute certainty that the crazy person they are trying to stop won't run them over?

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@Lilmiss13131 @yungbabygirlll Your driving had a few infractions, not exactly top notch driving.

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@JeremyConn1057 Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees.

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@debrakke @kathleenmadigan Her brother needs to buy Bruce a 50' retractable leash. Then every morning and evening walk Bruce around the neighborhood to allow him to visit all of his friends.

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@ScootyPooter @kathleenmadigan Nah, you don't move. You lobby the neighborhood all year to vote for you as president. Then you replace the other board members one by one. When you have enough of the vote, you abolish all of the stupid HOA rules. Problem solved. Anyone who doesn't like it will move away.

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@eminmien @ImTaylorCox @fakeallysong If they told you how much you owe instead of making you guess or making you pay someone else to guess on your behalf, how would they have any fun?