Doctor Tunes

Veteran. Husband. Negotiator. Professor. Hockey Nut. Attempted Golfer.

[Doctor Tunes @DoctorTunes13]

@jeffisrael25 You’re right, but that all went out the window when Vegas hosted the ASG. A league run event was nothing BUT gambling references - especially the Skills Competition. The League opened the can of worms. The Knights might as well play into it.

[Doctor Tunes @DoctorTunes13]

@symmering Yeah, the algorithm amazingly dropped 2 or 3 articles about it in my timeline the second I hit send… 🙄

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@MikeyFitzPGH @JoshYohe_PGH There’s a story out there about a blind fan who knew and loved the game all because of Mike’s play by play.

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@MikeyFitzPGH @JoshYohe_PGH We all grew up with Mikey doing both sides because the Pens did simulcasts for years.

They didn’t split up TV & radio until the mid to late 90s. Teams cheaping out to go back to that model is just putrid.

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@MarkMaddenX Still have one of the crests framed in my office. And still have some randomness from the World Street Hockey Championship, too.

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@LJSECU @CFBKings

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@JoshYohe_PGH I got to know Mark back when the Pittsburgh Forge were still a thing (and my employer). I had only know “Radio Double-M” to that point. When I found realized how much of it was being a true radio personality, I saw him in a whole new way, and with a lot more respect.

[Doctor Tunes @DoctorTunes13]

@SkylarSkye3 College football is probably the closest analogy to British footy. Small towns with teams that play in the highest level, with national following.

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@kelsey_surmacz4 Thank you Ben Kindel! 😂

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@FreddyLA7 Okay. Now you’re just showing off. I finally got my 26th state this year. And I’m in my 40s. 😂

Enjoy the match and have safe travels home, Good Sir.

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@VoiceOfGman Writes all his own stuff… then sings it all off key. It never made sense.

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@sportswithben1 The home schedule is absolutely awful this year. I can’t remember if it is “officially official” yet, or still just the presumed game by Nittany Nation. I may’ve just accepted it as fact by this point.

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@AnnieAgar

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@HausofMaxiimoff I wanted him to play Doctor Doom since the Patriot and Harry Potter. He does “regal villain” to perfection.

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In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

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– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Doctor Tunes @DoctorTunes13]

@VoiceOfGman You can play 82 regular season games and not get your name on it.

I don’t get why this whole thing is such a big deal to people. It is yelling at clouds for the sake of it.