Dr. Yeet

Retired deli boy. Per @HowCamJokes 'he's the Michelangelo of cream cheese.' It's a freezer, not a time capsule.
Opinions are mine alone, especially when snarky.

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

"You want Philly Philly??"

[NFL @NFL]

The @Eagles originally drew up the Philly Special for the NFC Championship. Instead, @NickFoles called it in #SBLII... and the rest is history. #FlyEaglesFly

📺: #NFL100 Greatest series continues Friday on @nflnetwork

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@KevinNegandhi Two wild endings. Gotta wait for the final out!!

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@what_the_kruk "Do you think, before we die, they'll actually come up with a rule for a checked swing??"

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@laralogan Are you really that stupid, or are you trying to be performative for your audience?

Or both??

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@BStets @atrupar There is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid answers. And THIS is the prime example of a stupid, non-strategic, ill-informed answer.

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@WilliamRichJr Yeah that aged poorly. Ironically, his blocked shot might have been the best of the four on-goal attempts.

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@AfternoonsWIP @SportsRadioWIP

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@beaglelady54 @RobertJMolnar Maybe that's why Trump wants to annex it, so Ted will be eligible to run??

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

Possibly the goat 🐐 of all movies (without Godfather in the title)

[CineCalendar @CineCalendar]

Jun 16th 1958 - A George Kaplan checked into the Sherwyn Hotel. Days later advertising executive Roger Thornhill is kidnapped by people who believe he is George Kaplan.

📽️📅 North by Northwest (1959)

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@RobertJMolnar 🎵 Don't know why
There's something stuck inside my fly
Stormy Daniels 🎵

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@electionsjoe @AntiToxicPeople Cognitive dissonance

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@Jason @literaryeric My thoughts? This grifting failed businessman is singlehandedly responsible for about 1/3 of our national debt.

Next question??

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@SpikeEskin @SportsRadioWIP .... and now, onto our coverage of the Jalen Hurts controversy, right Spikey??

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@HedgehogDogs @TheDemocrats Runs for president??

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

* gasps for breath *

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@what_the_kruk May be the all time funniest thing he's ever uttered

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@Ohdoctah It would definitely be a step up from whatever ESP considers himself now

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@SportsRadioWIP Of course. AJ is gone, so @SpikeEskin needs to create a new controversy.

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@SportsRadioWIP @SpikeEskin Of course. AJ is gone, so @SpikeEskin needs to create a new controversy.

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@RonFilipkowski There's virtually never a bad time to break this out
https://t.co/sZUx6fOUwc

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@RonFilipkowski No Katie, tyranny by lawsuit is when a casino owner doesn't want to pay his contractors, and says "so sue me."

Gee I wonder who was notorious for that level of tyranny...

[Dr. Yeet @DoctorYeet]

@dieworkwear Please. Don't let facts get in the way of good propaganda.