Steven Land

Founder and clinic director of the award winning @novellus_ncl aesthetics. Married, dad to two awesome kids, cyclist, Ex - A&E Doctor.

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

Dear @Apple,

Any danger you can return the property you have stolen from me? Apple Store Newcastle refuse to give it back, your helpline refuse to do anything other than advise me to contact Newcastle Apple Store.

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@GMB cont…

If you aren’t removing the largest source of the problems, how do these proposals make anything safer?

If you accept that filler has enough dangers to warrant being medic only in one body area, how do you justify allowing them to continue to inject other body areas?

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@GMB I see you have the health minister on this morning about aesthetic medicine. I have questions:

Why do we allow ourselves to be the only country on earth that allows this branch of medicine to be practised by non-medics?
How do they see this being policed?

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@ProfKarolSikora Good for you. You never got screwed over by successive governments, paid £90,000 for the privilege of going to university or treated like a number on a spreadsheet whilst the interesting bits of your job got given to your ‘assistants’ (who earn more than you).

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@DrEmmaNash I’d answer this question, but ‘GP to do…’

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@DrEilidhMaria That looks ED-ish.

Have fun

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@vcg239 @kcisc I’ve written to the GMC, for 750 HCP to sign it, saying exactly this.
The @gmcuk wrote back saying they don’t think it was an issue

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@BarclaysUKHelp It’s been 2 months since you spoke to me, what’s a few more days.

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@BarclaysUKHelp I’ve had issues since February 2024 that you aren’t dealing with

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@Dr_BellaR Jonathon Ward - because they are the best. He only uses the best ingredients so you get a longer, cleaner burn and he uses 10x the required levels of perfume so it actually fills a house with its scent - and the scents are amazing.

They are not cheap

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@sophiagillett Done

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@HannahLudlowITV @ITVCentral Good to raise awareness of this. Also worth looking into aesthetic medicine were practitioners require literally zero training before being allowed to inject the worlds most dangerous neurotoxin.

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@Olly_Moore @northumbriapol The fact that it’s so predictable tells you all you need to know

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

Hi @northumbriapol,
I wonder if I can report someone to you for parking in a parent and child bay who definitely didn’t have a child?

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@northumbriapol He’s left his lights on too

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@northumbriapol Nah, here’s good….

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@ClearThinker66 @DrEilidhMaria Put in permanent pacing wires week 3 of house jobs. Put the patient into standstill as I jabbed the wires into the myocardium. Never gone so green in my life
Consultant nonchalantly leans over and asks to patient to cough… back into sinus
I went for a sit down whilst he finished

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@DrLindaDykes @rosi_marsh @DrEilidhMaria Came here to say the same.
DOOR TO NEEDLE TIME DOCTOR, DOOR TO NEEDLE TIME!

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@JosephineJYMo @EMTAevents @EMTAcommittee Happy to think of something aesthetics related again if you like?

[Steven Land @Doctor_Land]

@ItsnotrightUK Hahahahahahahahaha

Fuck off