Danen

DETROITvsEVERYBODY

[Danen @DoctuhD88]

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[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

Yoel Romero delivered this gem two years ago today 🕶

(via @espnmma)

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Soccer should have two minute warnings too. And after a goal it should go to commercial. Then right after the kickoff also another commercial

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Biggest winner of the night: Mark Titus

[Danen @DoctuhD88]

@arielhelwani rigged

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Just cooked up the prefect steak with @HardFactorPat the beave. Damn she looks good

[Danen @DoctuhD88]

soft ass league @NBA

[The Combat Sport Poll Guy @PollGuyUFC]

Joe Rogan takes Jiří Procházka by surprise with a question #UFC

📸@Joerogan

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

We got the Maxx Crosby trade rug-pulled and a dude scoring 83 points in an NBA game within 3 hours of each other on a random Tuesday night.

If you don’t like sports, fuck you.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This Beer League Hockey Intro will be the best production you’ll see today

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

6,800 retweets and Zac will do mayo socks

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
This was my peak. I was 8.

Good times…

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

TOGETHER ALL THE TIME.
ALL THE TIME TOGETHER.

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“They don’t say anything, they don’t get it right, they’re never gonna go against the call on the field… Get rid of em!” -@BFW is done with Gene Steratore and rules officials in the booth

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

CJ Stroud today:

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

Legend of the game and the Winged Wheel.

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“I wadn’t plannin on it, but I think I might have to go out in Chicago and chase some women after this” -Mintzy

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

VIBES ARE UP

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

HE'S BACK.

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

.@Lions y'all got next 👀

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Getting a $16 coffee at drive through

Them: good morning how are you
Me: good how are you?
Them: good, can I have a name for the order?
Me: Bob Gucci
Them: Will you be ordering a breakfast food item?
Me: no, just coffee
Them: are you a rewards member with us?
Me: no
Them: would you like to become one?
Me: no thanks
Them: would you like to round up to the nearest dollar for our homeless foundation
Me: most homeless people want to be homeless, look it up, no thanks
Them: what can i get you today?
Me: a regular iced coffee, just black
Them: milk or sugar?
Me: no, just black
Them: you said regular ?
Me: yes or whatever is medium sized
Them: we have regular and large
Me: ok, regular please
Them: would you like to join the army today?
Me: what?
Them: would you like to join the army
Me: not right now, no thanks
Them: phone number ?
Me: my phone number?
Them: yes we see you through the camera you’re so hot you’re in the Escalade?
Me: no, that’s the car behind me
Them: oh, first window please
Me: ok thanks