We got the Maxx Crosby trade rug-pulled and a dude scoring 83 points in an NBA game within 3 hours of each other on a random Tuesday night.
If you don’t like sports, fuck you.
“They don’t say anything, they don’t get it right, they’re never gonna go against the call on the field… Get rid of em!” -@BFW is done with Gene Steratore and rules officials in the booth
Getting a $16 coffee at drive through
Them: good morning how are you
Me: good how are you?
Them: good, can I have a name for the order?
Me: Bob Gucci
Them: Will you be ordering a breakfast food item?
Me: no, just coffee
Them: are you a rewards member with us?
Me: no
Them: would you like to become one?
Me: no thanks
Them: would you like to round up to the nearest dollar for our homeless foundation
Me: most homeless people want to be homeless, look it up, no thanks
Them: what can i get you today?
Me: a regular iced coffee, just black
Them: milk or sugar?
Me: no, just black
Them: you said regular ?
Me: yes or whatever is medium sized
Them: we have regular and large
Me: ok, regular please
Them: would you like to join the army today?
Me: what?
Them: would you like to join the army
Me: not right now, no thanks
Them: phone number ?
Me: my phone number?
Them: yes we see you through the camera you’re so hot you’re in the Escalade?
Me: no, that’s the car behind me
Them: oh, first window please
Me: ok thanks