Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37)

yankee fan account first, lyrics second, satire

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[gex @severalbird]

let go of the past faggot

[Steven @SteveTheScholar]

Aaron Judge is going to retire ringless. That alone is reason for the entire front office and the manager to lose their jobs.

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

Asked her how to spell “believed” and she said I was soooo handsome

[Positive Yankee Fan @PositiveYankees]

Worth it

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

It took us one calendar week to go from up 3 games to down 3 games man oh my god

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

We’re such an unserious team

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Bro that lollipop would’ve been catapulted straight into his esophagus 😭

[Yanks2228 @yanks2228]

Posada should be the next manager id bet he’d lead them to a WS.

[Felix | NYY.NEWS @_NYYNEWS]

JORGE POSADA: “I CAN’T WATCH TODAY’S BASEBALL.”

Yankees legend Jorge Posada, a 4-time World Series champion and one of the faces of the dynasty years, (The Core 4) did not hold back during his interview on Abriendo El Podcast.

Posada said today’s game has become too robotic, too obsessed with formulas, and too accepting of strikeouts.

“The baseball being played today is garbage,” Posada said.

He also pushed back hard on the analytics crowd trying to judge Derek Jeter’s defense strictly through modern numbers.

“You can’t judge Jeter through a computer.”

That line right there is pure old-school Yankees.

Posada came from an era where putting the ball in play mattered. Moving runners mattered. Taking pride in not striking out mattered. He said back then, striking out 100 times in a season felt like you were not doing your job.

Now? Guys can strike out constantly, hit 30 home runs, bat .202, and still get paid like stars.

His message was simple:

The game got smarter on paper, but dumber between the lines. #yankees #repbx

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

@SmallvilleKids Tf you say ?

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

I genuinely believe Aaron Boone sought after mid players so much because he was so mid and has such a high opinion of what he was as a player. Just delusion that extends beyond introspection- it has affected the way he perceives others too. #yankees #sportstalk tell me I’m buggin

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

4 game swept by Sox feels like I got shot in the chest

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

Feel like it’s the Rays year man

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move i’m disgusted with myself rn

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

Or he just likes being a whore tf

[desertlace @desertlace]

a man thirst trapping is a sign of distress

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

Modern day symphony

[yo @xharppp]

Codeine crazy by future is one of the most important songs of the century.

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

Riki Sasaki regularly crying when he sucks makes me grateful the Yankees didn’t land him. Fans woulda had him committing seppuku in the dugout in June

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

Yeah the Yankees suck but the Mets are so much worse

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Oh my god this clip is all-time 😭😭😭

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

Nvm #whore

[Undefeated (7.136-0) (NYY 48-37) @DodgeDickle]

Had that moment when I know by looking into someone’s soul they’re going to have my children. Just saw the fucking future