DodgeSmoothie

Everything in moderation... including moderation!

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

@RZA This has hit the media in the UK. The cop responsible, and the one who didn't intervene, should be charged with murder. Alternatively, put them in a room with the family and friends of the guy.

[LADbible @ladbible]

People were seen enjoying ice cream and fish and chips, without masks or social distancing.

[Frances @eleflowerpot]

Finally got round to doing @OFalafel Art club today. Behold, Sloth on a skateboard! By Stanley aged 6 and Frances 36(🤣) but the words were by Jack aged 4!

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

WIN A SIGNED PICASSO (inspired portrait of me!)

This week is the 7th Episode of my Art Club and we’re doing Picasso portraits. Retweet this to be in with a chance of winning one of mine!

All the Art Clubs to date are available to watch here:
https://t.co/qKKaijfGlF

✏️✂️🖍

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

Germany has experienced 7,700 deaths.
The UK has a current death toll heading towards 40,000. What the....

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

@theJeremyVine mooing down a traffic cone. 🙈🙈🙈 Has he forgotten to take his medication? 🤣🤣🤣 #finallylosttheplot

[Frances Green @MsFrancesGreen]

Stanley was very happy to receive his books this morning @elainewickson . Thankyou!

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

World's gone mad!

[Frances @eleflowerpot]

Don't think I'll be appearing on @Channel4GBBO anytime soon!

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

@RZA all of the above 👌

[Jake Green @MrGreenJake]

Bye bye @Barclays, hello @Nationwide. #badservice #badattitudes #badbank #CustomerService #CustomerExperience #Loyalfor21years #ToodlePip

[Jake Green @MrGreenJake]

Appalling service @Barclays Chesterfield branch yesterday pm. Loyal for 21yrs. 👏 #SwitchingAccounts #banks #Banking #badservice #ToodlePip

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

@RealTimVine I've just realised I haven't had a crap for 12 hours. Cheers for that Tim 👌

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

@FINALLEVEL Old but gold 😉

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

@RZA Lit. #DodgeSmoothieWisdom 👍

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

Supermarkets weep. #DaleWinton

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Wrong. People were marching because we love our NHS and hate what the Tories are doing to it. Healthcare is a human right. https://t.co/Pmo2xYSqZh

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

Oxford Circus and Bond St tube stations in London reopen as police fail to find any evidence of shots fired or casualties, except one woman sustaining minor injuries leaving station.

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

@littlebrown @astro_timpeake on the bottom.

[DodgeSmoothie @DodgeSmoothie]

@raymond_blanc bye bye. Your books shall provide a good hour of heat on our fire. #disappointed