Portmant(d)eau

@doetaryntunes on IG

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@fastrakbayarea Got one today

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Zoombini is just queering Mr. Potato Head

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@prawn_meat Wait but how do I get one!!!! ?? (Really)

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@land_planarian Oh I forgot I’m coming I swear

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@land_planarian 👀

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@202accepted Hahah glad you liked my little impromptu set! I’m mostly on IG- @DoeTarynTunes 🌞🪕

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@land_planarian Could AIs train to weed out 😵‍💫🥸😏

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@tired_bimbo The girl who tried to get me arrested for her shoplifting in high school showed up on my TikTok FYP as an astrology influencer

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[Chris Chmura ✈ @Chris_Chmura]

That #atmosphericriver is whipping up the Pacific and it's headed our way, SF Bay Area.

So, our team's whipped up some ideas to help get you ready.
I'm sure there are tons of other steps, but here we go with some on our minds...

A 🧵 (1 / 11) #cawx

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I am so happy this works.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

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@elizabethz92 Fwiw the hot girls at the sephoras I’ve been to are really sweet and love being helpful

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@clomads 2.9 in Piedmont

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@earthquakesSF My bedroom don’t jiggle jiggle it folds

[ryan w @SourceRyan]

ABC News has already devoted more coverage to the death of Queen Elizabeth II than they have the water crisis in Jackson, Mississippi.

[Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack]

exCUSE me, who taught the raccoon on my back porch how to use a HAMMOCK??

[Filmed from INSIDE my house]

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

“Is white wine all you have?”

No, I can do any

[Portmant(d)eau @Doe4All]

@ElleArmageddon It’s so good!!