Ohkei

I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space.

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

Idk what changed, I only know I did.

[Òrìtsẹ́jòlómísàn @AkonuJolomi]

in order to insult me, i must first value your opinion. that’s where the process breaks down.

[pamplemousse @CushieButt]

sense of taste
is not up for debate
besides, mine is excellent
& you know this

[Fait Accompli @whole_9_meters]

nothing a little bravado can't overcome

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I am capable of obsession-level curiosity and monk-level detachment.

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

Not a fighter. Occasionally lover. Always a bleeder.

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

catching light

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Hey man I watched that reel you sent me and felt absolutely nothing

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

@stranglovecraft Sour cream & Onion huh...?

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

Care to explain why your dick tastes like a bag of chips?

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

Healthcare work.

[ily @luhyoumf]

what is it called when you care but you don't give a fuck

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

@13triskele 😂😂 Got no other way to be. 🤷‍♀️

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

[When your childhood friend tells you that most men feel threatened or challenged by you cos you got too much 'masculine energy'...]

Me: tf you talking about, you wimpy millenial.

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

Oh yes.

[WilinLines @Wilinlines]

My toxic trait is I'll let things slide a million times then randomly decide today is the day everybody learns a lesson.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

A little intuition, a little audacity, a little divine interference.

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

Laziest excuse ever. Sorry you feel that way. 😂

[La Novia De Evan Peters @notaboutlove__]

eso de que estar arriba es más placentero para nosotras es toda pura propaganda de los tipos no se siente una verga (literalmente)

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

Girl to girl: women do that shit to eachother too.

[` @schiz04renic]

girl to girl: never tell a man your traumas or insecurities. it’s not safe and they will use that shit against you

[Bensworld² @Benie_ben2]

Being in your 40s is spending your long weekend day off out doing yard work, are my rubs still meant to be sore after all this time?
Don't answer that

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

Both. Must be both.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Intellectual chemistry or insane physical chemistry??

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

@Benie_ben2 Thats cool! I haven't tried that, but I accidentally forgot that I left some tomatos to mulch in a few of my plantingbeds last year & the seeds grew into plants this past summer. It shocked the shit outta me that the seeds survived Nordic winters...

[Ohkei @Doesitmattah]

@13triskele True story.