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[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

*rising from the ashes* @JimLBSP

[bethany @thenightbethore]

paul mccartney getting caught with five girlfriends in 1968

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

seeing Parker Washington in your lineup

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

I’m at the point where I put a zyn in and I’m already looking forward to the next zyn. Something needs to #change

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

I want o win the lottery soooo bad

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

It’s kinda embarrassing walking around listening to music in public. You can’t listen to a podcast either. Not when you are being perceived.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Being 32 is a peak age. No rush to get a job, not too worried about saving money, still young, just living life

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

@BNODesk I simply wouldn’t live in a place where this is a possibility

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

Account got hacked :(

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

@drob555 Glad to hear the perpetual war against service workers is raging on our southern Front. Time to plan the retalitory assault

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

@twiterlessLuke Did it work

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

Asked for the smallest splash of coconut milk in my espresso this morning and still got creamed somehow.

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

@remarks Say it ain’t so

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

A lot of embarrassing memories have been floating through my mind lately.

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

Rotisserie Chicken Merchant

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

I love losing the lottery and going to my job. #moreplease

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

@LeadingReport Let’s goooooo

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

@drob555 I’m last everytime Diego

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

Lost the lottery last night

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

Goons and I moving to Philly

[Slush @Doesnotmattah]

Joke absolutely bombed in the groupchat. Can my life get any #worse