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try not to to to challenge

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@petzound Where is the human torch?

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@DiscussingFilm this is a lost tweet that somehow got posted

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moving up to college tomorrow

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@wiideenjoydiet @fambramb this is ridiculous writing

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@Lyracutevibes yup

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a good way i deal with anxiety is a pretend to care about things on twitter

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@cooperfilm the movie where they show this for tom’s spider-man hasn’t came out yet. they built him up with a circle of trust in his past movies and now he finally has nobody.

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@JoTo38795759 @AlexZarkage paul’s my ancestor?

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@dostoevesque i guess i was just talking out of my ass when i wrote that, mb.

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@dostoevesque genuinely one of my least favorite fake quotes ever

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@The24thFrame @TheAlexSylvian if nolan is the guy who gets house of leaves i’m killing myself

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@RuffCrim have you seen sentimental value?

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@Kirbthebee that’s just what they’re watching

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@Alice3DS is this /s?

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it’s a whole other world out there

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I've been on the Trump Train since Day 1 and I will remain on the Trump Train until the FINAL stop!

[Aaron Francis @aarondfrancis]

You must reject this mentality with every fiber of your being

[LowDog @Dog55Low]

i should start tweeting more, real bangers occur at 3:52 am

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@monolilium @alexsumusic @LoganDorkis no

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@BillCha67698278 @TLex2nd what’s wrong with pat?

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”