Malware Dog

On the internet everyone knows you're a dog. Professional bad dog in Cybersecurity.

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

@QuinnyPig @awscloud https://t.co/GYCf2JF48H

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

PSA: If you have a supervised iOS device you will NEVER be able to remove the @defcon WiFi profile… not even with configurator.

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

@frostbitefox @blizzardfox Only HP Enterprise sauce for me

[frozenfuzz @frozenfuzz]

Hey, I hope your day has been beautiful and full of light!

[MIT CSAIL @MIT_CSAIL]

An IBM slide from 1979.

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

@homphs <3

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Turn your volume up and join the bollard dance party.
#WorldBollardAssociation
https://t.co/kVvLwACm76

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

I like this trend of painting"unauthorized" crosswalks.

Cities almost always rush to erase them. That shows local agencies *can* move quickly to change streetscapes -- they just choose not to when residents request safety improvements. People should know that!

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

“Fear not peasants! Insulin is still so prohibitively expensive that poor people who don’t have insurance will die. We apologize for the false hope that we were capable of change or compassion”

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Spooky reminder:

Half of the candy you collect today belongs to the IRS.

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

If you’re cold they’re cold.

[scott thiede @swthiede]

Love to touch computer all day for money

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Annoyed At Being Mistaken For Employee Just Because He Driving Forklift Through Store https://t.co/OoGNEtQSIH

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

Only @defcon can you randomly stumble into an ICS insider threat escape room where you end up working with strangers to do incident response and defuse an EMP with 2 seconds left on the clock. Thanks @CISAgov and @INL

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

@deviantollam @CaesarsEnt This is the wildest and most hostile paramilitary presentation. Are they going to start sending armored vehicles up if you ask for too many towels? I would've called 911 if I saw that outside my room.

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

I propose a tax and on loud, annoying children in public places. We could eliminate the deficit and make going out more pleasant for everyone. 😂

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

@SyberXenon Wow I guess it was working hard

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

@Werwolfram I broke my left hand in the thumb/palm area. Those pins were holding my bones in place to heal.

[Malware Dog @DogMalware]

These goodie bags at the vet keep getting weirder. Finally able to start physical therapy on my formerly broken paw. Wish me luck! (Quarter for scale)