Dog

A German Shepherd dog guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. One dog's perspective on the world.
#animaltwt

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

For those of you new here, I'm a brave, loyal, dutiful farm German shepherd dog who protects his pack, his farm, and then myself. I fear nothing, not even thunder and suspicious plastic bags. I want to eat all the things.
Tweeting the world through a dog's perspective.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@arika94388713 they are born fully grown from hell

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

see a squirrel in the front yard through window.
Go out the back door, no longer see the squirrel.
Back to the front window, and there squirrel is.

What in the name of Dog is going on here?

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

Filtered water is great.
But is it refrigerated?
If you loved me, the water in my dish would be cold.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@arika94388713 Look, it's about the coldness.
Filtered water is great
but is it refrigerated?

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

Human cleaned out my water dish and filled it full of clean ice water.
That's good and all.
But I prefer my water straight from the farm's creek, as God intended.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@chimpsinthefog excuse me, what? You can never have too much Dog.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

And one HELL of an ear rub.
Give my pack member a follow if you haven't already!
#DogsofTwitter

[dog @dogtwitstoo]

the car window open is pure spiritual enlightenment

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@GuntherEagleman @GunterEaglemarn I suggest you read the Art of War.
Never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake.
Ilhan Omar will be happy to let Trump dig deep b4 she blows it all up publically.
Rhetoric might backfire in this case.
Also, it's perfectly normal a dog knows this.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@MeThySquirrel @RedFoxInCrisis tf.
You wish you were as evolved as a dog, you tree rat.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

Some people act like dog logic isn't ironclad.
I believe these people were paid off by cats.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@Bisontwting Can a brother get a trigger warning for my pal Bison?

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@MeThySquirrel it's normal to say squirrel and get massive hate, however.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@DeanAllisonMP Hi, ah, yes. After this next planned massive wave of immigration
Will the government offer free Hindi lessons when we lose control of our own country?
Also, can Dogs be exempt from said lessons?

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@bearlyable2 @AnnaM99878890 There is no need to call me a terrorist.
But you'll never take me alive.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@AnnaM99878890 @thelionatlas @HRHNaledi @MeThySquirrel Exactly. You're in on it.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@deanwomb WORTH IT

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@Elkincrisis Seems like you had every right to be there.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@bloodiedfvngs That's the best way to sleep.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@cowincrisis confirmed, no famine in heaven.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@Shadow_Suz It's a shame only a very few people will appreciate my wit

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

Human made shepherd's pie for dinner.
Guess which hard-working farm dog didn't get any?
It literally had my name on it.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@bloodiedfvngs It's like a praying mantis, only slower.