Dog Poo Fairy

Whatever some people may believe, there’s no such thing as the dog poo fairy. I don't really exist...

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[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@RyanJudeGreen Believe it or not, Ryan and I have plenty in common. We both care about the environment. Last week I was clearing up doggy-poops, but Ryan was hanging out with Feargal Sharkey at the Bollin discussing the awful river pollution.
I don't exist, but if I did, I would vote for Ryan!

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@RyanJudeGreen @Feargal_Sharkey @TattonCLP @serauk @KenPenton Now that's an issue close to my fairy heart...

I'm just an imaginary fairy, but @Feargal_Sharkey is a real life hero of this country, and coming to Tatton to meet 🌹@RyanJudeGreen at the Bollin!

I'm so excited, I might even put a celebrity appearance in myself!
♥️
🐕💩🧚‍♀️

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@CECRangers You have my sympathies. Keep up your hard work. Hopefully the message will get through.

I hope neither of us have to pick up these plastic packed poop packages forever.

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@A_L_Carrington @Poo_Fairy What you saying???

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@OfficialTfGM @patelsuneet @GM @StagecoachGM Does the £2 price cap apply to journeys to and from Wilmslow? Does Wilmslow count as within the SystemOne boundary?

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@martin_mckee How far ahead did you need to book to get the Eurostar interrail tickets? I understand they only release a limit number of tickets for interrail passes?

(Even imaginary fairies need a holiday)

Thanks,
🐕💩🧚‍♀️

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@ToniaAntoniazzi @KeepBritainTidy The reports from the front line in the dog poo wars say otherwise. Definitely some liars here.

Yours truly,
🐕💩🧚‍♀️

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@aogdennewton @KeepBritainTidy @KirstieMAllsopp Re: #TheresNoSuchThingAsTheDogPooFairy

Mmm... Let's compromise and agree I just keep a low profile.

🐕💩🧚

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

https://t.co/f8mR1Nni6m

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

Wow. Same afternoon flight to stretch my wings, this time Moor Lane, #Wilmslow.
I don't exist, surely everyone knows that by now, but I wish this poop parcel also didn't exist...

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

Blue "dog-poo-bag" fruit hanging from a tree on Battery Lane, #Wilmslow. Delicious, not.💩 Sadly, not a rarity in these parts.

I don't exist, so will the owner of this delightful specimen please come to collect it.

Yours,
🐕💩🧚

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

@ToriaLouCan @KeepBritainTidy @NetworkKBT Couldn't agree more...
Take this recent crime scene for example. As I don't exist, I expect these are still there.

Yours,
🐕💩🧚
x

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

The Dog Poo Fairy whole heartedly supports this initiative from #LoveTheLane.

Please don't be a tosser, bin it instead. I won't be there to pick up your 🐕💩 as I don't really exist!

Yours,
🐕💩🧚
x

[Julie Dawn Potts @JulieDawnPotts]

#BagItBinitCampaign underway around the #Chapellane #LoveTheLane ❤ area #getonit #pickitupandbinit #dogdirt #itsyourneighbourhood #letsdoittogether #wecandoit #chapellane #wilmslow #Cheshire

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

The Dog Poo Fairy is equally frustrated and annoyed about this problem on Lindow Common.

[wilmslow.co.uk @wilmslowcouk]

Reader's Letter: Dog Pooh bags on Lindow Common https://t.co/Ujh2ZzBkfx

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

"Hilary Evans 1930-2005 Who loved this place"

Though I doubt Hilary would have liked this poop parcel deposited on her memorial bench at #LindowCommon

So disrespectful...

REMINDER: The dog poo fairy didn't exist.

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[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

Some of January's plastic poop parcel lowlights...

Sadly, as I don't exist to remove them, these Lindow Common adornments will remain for some time...
#DontBeATosser

Yours,
🐕💩🧚
x

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

Sigh...

https://t.co/pn5cftUnQX

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

Beautiful snow pics from Lindow Common.
Shame about the frozen poopsicle ruining my shots! What were they thinking placing that plastic packed poop on that post to look like the worst Mr Wippy cone in the world. Also a shame I don't exist as this poop is going no where.
🐕💩🧚
x

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

Beautiful snow pics from Lindow Common.
Shame about the frozen poopsicle ruining my shots! What were they thinking placing that plastic packed poop on that post to look like the worst Mr Wippy cone in the world. Also a shame I don't exist as this poop is going no where.
🐕💩🧚
x

[Dog Poo Fairy @DogPooFairy]

Many fairies like to hang around in trees, especially at this time of year. So why can't you hang these plastic packed poops off your own tree at home rather than hanging them off the trees around Newgate Nature Reserve?
#DontBeATosser