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me big fancy dogtor. retweets = treats

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@marcrileydj This song is poop from a butt

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@mattblively @KPIXtv Why is Parker Posey so emotional?

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“I’m Tyler Rogers, my whole schtick is to pitch like a fucking idiot and maybe batters won’t be expecting how weird I am.”

Batters: yeah we got it.

Blue Jays, get rid of this idiot. Get someone good at the deadline please.

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Why do people like Tyler Rogers? He’s been a joke the whole season. Get this clown off my ballclub.

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@AaronGoldyBoy Dogtor approved 🦴

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Dogtor approved 🦴

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@RickyTheGuido Lord CONE OF SHAME, NO TREATS FOR YOU

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@itsdeaann @ObtainerOf Dogtor approved 🦴

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@mayemusk Elon we know that’s you. Cone of shame. No treats for you!

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@j_fishback Oh man CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME

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Dogtor approved 🦴

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The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life

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@TizzyEnt Dogtor approved 🦴

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Dogtor approved 🦴

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@maddiecholette Oh man I want all that stuff

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@ryanevans0786 @MLB Dogtor approved 🦴

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@TheChalls Dogtor approved 🦴

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@Gate14Pod Dogtor approved 🦴

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@nickgillespie Dogtor approved 🦴

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@debkenn123 @RobSchneider @MLB Ma’am. We get it. You’re an immigrant and English is not your first language. Do you perhaps have a birthright citizenship child you might be able to run whatever you post by first so those of us who are native speakers can understand what you mean?