Don Byrne

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

[Don Byrne @DohnnerByrne]

@GTAlphaintel Always hear about these leaks yet can never fucking actually find them.

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@RinoTheBouncer Ps2 vs ps4 and that depends on what generation u are for sure. Both were leaps and bounds above what came before.

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@sagespells 3 sexy woman going down on me at the same time.

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@DavidWolfe I've met plenty of people with adverse side effects from the clot shot yet not a single person who said dammit I shouldve gotten that shit.

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@FloraLuzz_ Something to do with the dick. Thats gotta be it ya thats definitely it.

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@sxhealth101 Summer of 2017 was going to be the best summer of my life. It ended up being one of the worst. Then years later when I moved on and started a family the bitch moved into the apartment right next to mine with the next poor guy. My family is together and she is just a dirty whore.

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@onorma_ 7.25 and hour at my first job 14 years ago. Minimum wage hasn't changed since either 🤣

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@BuketKaraBK Some men sweat a lot its really not a mystery. Shower after work put on antiperspirant. Stay away from alcohol. Clean ur sheets regularly. Exercise regularly and ur body will regulate itself much more efficiently. A lot of men deal with probably a lot of yall here bitching do too

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@ILoveUkraine90 Ukraine and Russia both violated prior agreements. Russias aggression was due in part by Ukraines decision to move closer to and even vie for NATO membership which they agreed not to do. Russia felt threatened by this and launched its military campaign. Its literally that simple.

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@Salmuo3 Gravity bong. Been around for ages.

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@_0Nestor Post nut clarity

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@Mr_Husky1 Delusion is a hell of a drug.

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@battlegod_ Gta 4 is such a stiff game

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@Zinkst_ I fuck with this mentality. Gen Z is killing it.

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@LanceJaynes711 @TMamfyen The fact that alcohol is not only legal, but the social norm over weed is absolutely baffling. Imagine society if it was the other way around. The wife beating alcoholic is preferred from employment over the weed smoking pacifist. This society fucking blows.

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@AFBrunelli @naiivememe Are you going to look the same in 22 years? Leave the woman alone.

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@Huff4Congress Hasn't watched it but spends time writing a passionate hate letter to it on the internet 🤣😂 show was pretty entertaining. Cry harder.

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@otokyo__ Started around 2020

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@YukiLunarq Fucking drugs.

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@Mr_Husky1 If they were actually important to you in any meaningful way you'd stay friends. We all have work friends who became legit homies. If the friendship ended because one of u left the job it was always artificial.