Dakota Hoekman

Movin and shakin

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

Once in high school, I slipped and fell in the cafeteria on a banana peel. When I looked down to see what had caused me to fall, I couldn’t believe it. No one saw either. I still think about this from time to time.

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

Good Job USA baseball! All we gotta do now is produce some half ass maple syrup. Canada, more like Gaynada!

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

What a game. Wow

[Heath Hoekman @HeathHoekman]

@jucoroute Heath Hoekman
2026
Abilene, KS
Abilene High School
GPA- 3.98
3B/SS/1B
EXIT Velo- 96

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

Random morning thought. The Rodeo burger from BK is an all time burger. Might have to see if they’re still serving them.

[Heath Hoekman @HeathHoekman]

2025 summer stats:
146 PA
102 ABs
.431 AVG
.596 OBP
1.253 OPS
.657 SLG
44 Hits
28 1B
10 2B
5 3B
1 HR
36 RBIs
38 Runs
32 BB
11 HBP
.833 FPCT

[Matt @mhack]

I’m gonna beat up everyone in my neighborhood if they don’t fix MLB TV in the next five minutes.

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

@EZ_Wrestling lol. Meet Wyatt.

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

Wyatt Hendrickson!!! Newton Kansas proud!

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

My foreman here at work just asked if I liked banana bread and that he had plenty if I wanted to take some home. Banana bread, at work dooood!?!? I didn’t even try to to explain.

[Will Cain @willcain]

Canada boos the US anthem.

Three fights in first nine seconds.

Massive hits.

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

This USA canada hockey match has me fired up like I’ve never been!! Two fifths two face offs. Lol

[John Walker III @JohnDadof7]

Time to get patriotic. Bank account on USA ML. Fuck Canada

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

ITS USA VS CANADA GAMEDAY FOLKS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

@GavinAdcock I guarantee I’m #1 in cold beers drank while listening. Incredible numbers put up in 2024. 🍺🤘🏻

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

@GavinAdcock I guarantee I’m #1 in cold beers drank while listening. Incredible numbers put up in 2024. 🍺🤘🏻

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Palate cleanser after the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson "fight"

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

@brutalfightz2 whites don’t claim him. Lil dumbass.

[Rawberto @rawberto89]

Not gonna risk not getting good news tomorrow

[Dakota Hoekman @DokeHoekman]

@rawberto89 I thought this was a soft white underbelly episode! 😂😂😂