Matt

We’re doing it.

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!!!

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@luby_thoma48833 @chelsea_janes Jesus Christ go outside.

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Between boyfriend mode for photos and the MLB app, the iPhone Duo is the most powerful thing you could possibly have at a wedding this weekend.

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@TerraCalaway The greatest ensemble cast of all time, hell yeah.

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Hello.

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hate to see a larper.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Jacob Misiorowski on what Pokémon energy he's bringing to Game 1 of the World Series:

"Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."

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Lv. 99 final boss of Litchfield County

[trappy 🍁🎃 @c1nnamonbunny]

Woman I met one time at a bingo hall in rural Connecticut just shared this on Facebook

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Willing to accept one Beatles movie if we can get four versions of You Can See Everything where they allow each of the four main characters to cut their own version of the narrative from the same pool of footage.

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@_cameronkm @geigster Mythical Target grocery shopper here, probably where I get ~80% of my groceries. I think you’re missing the mark. Backflip’s success is heavily driven by in-store placement (islands away from cereal aisle) and brilliant packaging aesthetic (you can’t not stop and look!).

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We’re in.

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@Peterson_IsKing Male loneliness epidemic on full display in the comments.

[The Sloppy Boys 📀 @TheSloppyBoys]

Happy Spirit Halloween 🎃

[SleeperMets @SleeperMets]

UPDATE

The Mets are a potential suitor for Phillies free agent Alec Bohm, per @Feinsand

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Pacing like an idiot around my pitch dark bedroom while my wife sleeps because I’m at 19,974 steps on the day.

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Worst thing to happen in the history of the Mets franchise.

[Mr. Rager. @ragergalactic]

Amy Schumer reveals that former MLB pitcher Noah Syndergaard was one of the fan of hers who came over for a late night hookup at the peak of her career while she was touring arenas.

During her appearance on Alex Cooper’s Call Her Daddy, Alex realizes the athlete Amy is talking about might be her ex and asks:

“Have you had s*x with my ex-boyfriend?”

Amy responds, “No. And we didn’t have s*x.”

She explains that Noah went down on her before she told him she was too tired and he left.

“That’s happened a couple times, and I’m not proud of it.”

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Okay, now we can root against the Dodgers.

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I was morally on the side of the younger kid until they panned over and he was like five seats over, three rows back. Ain’t no way. Better luck next time.

[Gina Muscato @GinaMuscato]

Normalize keeping the ball if you caught it fair & square ⚾️

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@AlyssaRose @Animal2100 @b10bidreciever Yeah, ask one of the guys who led the “Obama was born in Kenya” disinformation campaign about someone else’s honesty.

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@AddyStarr It must be fun playing against a team so horribly mismanaged. Mason Miller needs to hope to god the Padres get blown out in G3 just for self-preservation purposes.

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My English teacher and my gym teacher are getting married.

[Alexis Wilkins @AlexisWilkins]

Went and got the law involved 💍❤️ @Kash_Patel