Kevin

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[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

@uber_kenya please check DM

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

@Safaricom_Care Check DM

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

@xysist Last month I delayed in paying my home fibre subscription, majamaa wakanipea offer ya 999/-

[June 25th @Jasiri_D30]

Once again I repeat. It is not your business to defend the government, your primary allegiance is to the nation not the government of the day. Where they are wrong, call them out!

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

Easily aje na hajafuata the safest procedure of removing the magazine first

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

A Senior AP Boss in Nairobi easily Unloads & clears the two quns of a DCI who died on a road accident after he was knocked by a track in Westlands

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

Politicians hukuwa funny sana. In case this guy becomes president unaeza pata that will be his favorite state lodge

[PropesaTv @PropesaTv]

Government wants to grab 200 acres of Imenti forest to build State Lodge and golf course

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

@xysist Chief. What pen do you use?

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

Sad to see Alliance ilianza kuadmit vijana washenzi

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Ten Alliance High School students arrested over an attempted arson attack that razed a school store, officials say

Video by Juliet Omelo

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

Mko sure its not because of by-elections?

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Nairobi-Gilgil-Ol-Kalou train

KRC resumes train services between Nairobi and Nyahururu
Passenger and freight operations resume after 46 years

Mainga: We're resuming services due to rising transport costs
#CitizenExplainer

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

@xysist @alexmwanzo @TangoFox_ If this the Isiolo-Kulamawe-Modogashe road, then it is not LVSR. We're probably looking at the first layer of AC

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

@ArapTilingi Sharp boys hawalali. Hii lazima itanasa wengi especially morning watu wakienda job

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Trained under the 4 lethal masters, Bluce li, Njet Li, Njaki Norris and
Wan Damme, she has mastered 100 different ways to kill a human.
One touch is all she needs to stop a beating heart.

Her kicks are legend. It is said she kicked Kenya so hard we went back to the Moi era

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

If you are curious why her arms are in slings, very simple.

Her hands are licensed lethal weapons.

According to the laws of Kenya, they must be sheathed, to avoid accidental discharge and casualties.

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

@xysist Hapa bila 15 million approach with caution

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Padre:Bwana awe nanyi.

Me who hasn't gone to the church for years shouting "Awe pia nawe"

The whole church:

[Yomi Kazeem @TheYomiKazeem]

This stat is making the rounds but missing the obvious, key context:

Wenger was one man down and was forced to play like this.

Arteta CHOSE to play like this with his full team.

[CyberRanger @CyberRanger_NNN]

Kenyans steal from their employers and customers but want a president who doesn't.

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

Kuna msee alihata pena juu alipura

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

Shida kubwa ni sisi wenyewe hatuna heavy aircraft

[June 25th @Jasiri_D30]

Away from the drama of it all though, the USAF air bridge into LAB has proven a capability the forebears built into the defence architecture of the nation. It is not a small thing to build airbases that can handle heavy aircraft without breaking a sweat.

[Kevin @DoktaRotich]

Hotels and Airbnbs have a different target market

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

I asked the Marketing Manager of @PrideinnHotels whether he was worried about the rise of Airbnb's in Kenya, and especially the coastal region, and he said "No". His reasons; many Kenyans on holiday still don't want to do their own laundry or cook own food. ☺️. Your thoughts?