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Unter Wasser Panzerfahrer

[Lexi @lexibramley_]

Thank you Gary Barlow’s massive son for making Twitter feel like home again

[Rocket Recordings @RocketRecording]

This Friday sees the release of the ltd edition Goat Tarot pack.

To celebrate the band have compiled a great @Spotify playlist inspired by the world of 'tarot':

https://t.co/MnI09Vhmqh

@CargoRecords

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

This ad for a hair salon in Connecticut wins the Internet this Halloween.

[DJ @Doktorsour]

@IterIntellectus I’ve seen morticians slabs with more colour in them

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@rustyrockets That’ll stand up in court

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@GerHerbert1 These are everywhere in Amsterdam. Just standard

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@CherylSwanick And veterans with PTSD

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@I_amMukhtar And 2 poppies for extra clout

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@FilmUpdates So another greatest hits’ compilation then

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Can we get 500 retweets as soon as possible on this new ad completely humiliating Donald Trump

[DJ @Doktorsour]

@RocketRecording 🙏🏻 yep

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@Charliecondou If it was a bloke and they had curtains then that’s bingo!

[Itsprobablyapril ✨ @oh_itsjustapril]

Sex workers do more for our society than landlords ever will

[DJ @Doktorsour]

@PopBase CHILD

[Nathaniel Metcalfe (also available on Bluesky) @natmetcalfe]

On this day in 1998 Richard Bacon was fired from Blue Peter after The News of the World published a report of him taking cocaine. Biddy Baxter called him into her office and made him return his Blue Peter badge and his Blue Peter gun.

[DJ @Doktorsour]

@DiscussingFilm Just watch Tales from the Loop instead

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@nypost Man baby boo hoo

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@MrsRoyKeaneo That’s been my mantra my whole life

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@fairyglowmother Maybe the baby will already be in its 30’s when it comes out.

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@sardines1000 It’s a pretty nose