Carl

“through hard work, talent and luck”, I have self published 25.5 self-help books; rock flag eagle; patty cake, patty cake, microwave.

[Carl @DollaLlamma77]

@BarstoolBigCat I made this up on toilet. Please don’t believe this!

[Chris @citehchris]

replying to my boss “typical liberal question” when he asks me how many drinks I had on my lunch break

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

Gillis’ monologue wasn’t great but so much in this video captures the rancid off-putting vibes of Peak Woke. Treating a joke as a serious thesis; rephrasing Gillis to make it seem worse; the tone of sneering, smug superiority. Hope we’ve seen the last of elites talking like this.

[Carl Paulus @CarlPaulus]

It’s always bothered me that the Boston Globe took down this article because every time I see a story like this I want to post it: https://t.co/aRzattpRKI

[FBI Most Wanted @FBIMostWanted]

On the night of October 11, 2001, at approximately 10:40 p.m., Assistant United States Attorney (AUSA) Thomas Crane Wales was killed in his home in Seattle, Washington. The shooter stood in the backyard shot AUSA Wales several times through a basement window as he sat at his desk typing on his computer. The #FBI seeks information regarding this crime and a reward of up to $2,000,000 is offered for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those responsible for his murder: https://t.co/zIosLh9Dvr

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

Mike Evans Checking to see the name on the back of the Jersey is an all-time Gif and trash talk moment that I wish I would have thought of.

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no

[Stacin Goins @LCyance]

Women talk about their life as if it's just a series of events that happened to them and not a series of decisions

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

Me when someone from the offshore India team says something on the weekly call

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i like adding hot women to my guest list to make the party better, sue me

[Noah @noahdummett]

For everyone asking:

- yes it's real
- 6 month term
- money well spent to get this mf off the internet

His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

lol

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Here I am, a millennial manager raised by people who said “figure it out” who’s now leading a group of people who need step by step instructions for the simplest of task

[Ariel @ArielKwiat]

"Mathematicians did not ask for this work to be done" might become one of the historical quotes from this era, perfectly depicting the downfall of academia

[WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 @WarMonitor3]

Absolutely insane video of Ukrainian man narrowly avoiding a Russian drone strike in Bucha.

A literal second away from death.

[Peter Ottsjö @peterottsjo]

"Mathematicians did not ask for this work to be done." That's the saddest quote of the year, right there.

[kaisa ☆ @kaisajyu]

eu / ele

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Unbelievable ‘Kill marks’ stats for the USS Abraham Lincoln

[Joseph Cox @josephfcox]

We got the bodycam and in-car footage related to the Flock search that a judge ruled was "indiscriminate mass surveillance" and unconstitutional. Ton of wild stuff in here

More here: https://t.co/WllIvlGvqI

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Calling Macron to ask him a basic question anyone could have googled is a very good bit

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ obtained a text chain between Jonathan Newell and Jane Doe. On the evening of October 21, 2024, Jonathan apologizes to Jane and says, "You're an amazing person and I genuinely hope ur not catching as much heat from this as we r. We've been shutting down any stories we've heard but again I'm so so sorry."