bee

blarg

[rara 🔮 @mariahforathens]

when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am

[Jay ☭✨ @Chxinsawenby]

The UK be like "trans people aren't real, they just have mental health issues, also mental health issues aren't real, get a job, also there are no jobs"

[bee @Dolla_dollabil]

@creepydotorg @chillpleb I will pray to Elrond for years willingly

[Tailo 🏳️‍⚧️ @TailoFPS]

This is so deep. You’re free but in a world that doesn’t exist for you. Gonna need some alone time to reflect. Wow

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“it’s the vaccine”

meanwhile young people:

[Transvangelical @transvangelical]

Translation: Our economic system is designed to ensure there is no time to appreciate the world around us.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It costs £180 to travel from Newcastle to London on a Train.

It costs only £170, 198.50 Euros, to travel from New York to London by plane.

Rail needs to be nationalised ASAP.

[bee @Dolla_dollabil]

@caitjoanne Same w mine for all social sciences 😭 and there’s now 3 IT staff left for 24,000 students

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

My Easter reading:
"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me to make a meal for 30p, I was thirsty and you filled my water with shit, I was a stranger and you sent me to Rwanda, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..."

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

can we stop this

can this stop

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

Hemingway was asked to come up with a six-word story to encapsulate the economic mismanagement of the UK

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Fuck Yes Louis is not the winner #CBBUK Mission Complete

[نیکی @tripl3nikki]

i guess i’ll just take my things and go

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

These are all AI. I can’t believe this is just what the internet is gonna be like and we’ll all just be like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess things are permanently worse” and move on. Such a bummer. The internet was created and ruined within my lifetime.

[Melly 💅🏻 ✨ @mellyfratelli]

Goodbye Disney+, you must be crazy x

[Messyventura @messyventura]

After a solid 21 years of unfettered internet access I’ve come to accept that the internet is over. The bots, the lying for engagement, the way even Google doesn’t work anymore for basic searches, it’s just so over.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

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